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The Handy Special is a Newbury Park legend, not a myth but fact. Commonly described as the ultimate pain of one’s popliteal, hammy, and calves. Lengend is told that The Handy Special is and only performed by BWH the legend himself, commonly performed with the grip end of a a driver with an extra stiff shaft, double armed swung directly to the back of one’s knee area. If one is a victim of The Handy Special should seek out medical attention immediately. If not treated will result in muscle failure, muscle decay, extreme foot fungus, ED, COPD, and tendency to change genders.
“Oh my lord that kid is late to the van, he’s getting the Handy Special”
“I wasn’t able to to produce offspring after that”
“First victim was Connor Phillpot”
The sudden and uncontrollable appearance of the male condition(woody the woodpecker) whilst in surroundings entirely inappropriate, culminating in an attempt to unsuccessfully relieve one's self in the nearest restroom.
On a date with a girl and everything is going fine until the carnal love beast shows his face and threatens to ruin everything, On a bus in the morning whilst being gently rocked by the vehicles movement. "The date would have gone well, if it wasn't for me needing a bloody stevie special!"
Where you titan slam right in her twilight gap
Damn, Shaxx really gave her The Striker Special.
Fucking a girl doggy-style while standing in front of a wall and holding her arms behind her back. With every thurst, her face is rammed into the wall.
"Damn Nick, what'd u do to yo bitch last night? Her face is all fucked up!"
"Nothin. Just gave her the Fuddy Special..."
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Another word for retard rocket.
Runaway its the special vessel.
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chocolate brownies with weed mixed in the batter.
i ate some kick ass brownies and got faded. special brownies is the shit!
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An intelligent person who is prone to making extremely stupid/idiotic mistakes.
Bob: What is a spoonerism?
Billy: It is when you have an sneurysm while apooning
Bob: Billy, you would be a special unit if you were intelligent.
Billy: But I am smart! My I.Q is -41
Bob: Why are you so stupid?
Billy: My mom is my sister!
Bob: That explains it.
Billy:My family tree has no branches!
Bob:Shut up.
Billy:I am a special unit!
Bob: If you don't shut up, I will kill you in the face.
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