Ass Thinking

Low caliber thinking, the opposite of brain thinking like the time you and your jackass friends came up with the idea of jumping on stage at Ozzfest, mooning the crowd, and lighting your farts so it would go viral on Youtube, and it did go viral on Youtube, not because it worked, but because your asses caught fire.

ant. Brain Thinking

Bummer, Dude. Bet that hurts when you sit. Got to tell you, that was some serious ass thinking.

Nice Youtube vid, though.

Thin Think

1) A simple correct idea or sentence, 100% match in the right spot, in the right time.
2) Thinking deeply, seeing unobvious connections and hidden stones

1) These days sctientists are closer to the god than curch, man. -Hmm, that's a thin think.
2) Remember that guy who exchanged paperclip to a house? How d he guess all that exchanges? -He just think thin.

Createful Thinking

The ability to process the average 50,000 thoughts your brain has every day and put those thoughts to good use.

By using createful thinking a person can write 500 words a day which would be approximately 365 pages or 182,500 words.

Thinking cheese

Cheese eaten while looking into the refrigerator to help you decide what you want to make/eat for dinner. Mama June on the TV program Honey Boo Boo first used the phrase.

When I can't decide what I want for dinner it helps to stare into the fridge and eat my thinking cheese.

Think Blots

When someone attempts to just dump their vapid, misshapen thoughts in front of you and hope that they masquerade as contribution. They're similar to ink blots, but they're far messier and typically terrible to clean up, if the idea darkening the page is actually given any actionable weight. They are usually found in board meetings or coming from the lips of upper management, uttered towards lower-paid specialists who actually know what they are doing.

Yeah, I had the entire campaign setup for our social media and then our COO came by and left his think blots all over our plan,... totally muddied the waters for the objective of the campaign, and now the Marketing Director wants to redo it all. Ugh.

To be fair, Google this for first attribution: 'youtube think blots' and look for Random Words of the Day post in search results.

yester-think

Being mired in thoughts and innovations of the past rather than forward-thinking.

I was so mired in yester-think that I didn't realize that technology was evolving all around me.

Think Mcfly

A sentence used by Biff in Back to The Future or to say a very famous line from the Bully Biff

Hello, Hello, anybody home? Hey, Think McFly, think