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A variation of a "Do Not Touch" commonly found in museums and antique China stores.
"I want that blueberry donut, bro. It looks hella good."
"Hands off the glass, man. Can't you read? It says 'Donut Touch!'"
(noun) a decent music player that usualy used for it internet pornagraphy capabilities among teenagers
Bill: "Hey dude, i got grounded for being caught watchin porn on my PC"
Bob: "that sux i just watch porn on my ipod touch and not get caught."
Bill: "fuck you"
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Touching road-meaning I’m leaving or going somewhere
At a party
You- guys I’m touching road
Other guy-ok, see you later
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When two men rub their penises togther, the first of the two males to get a boner loses. Its a legit game, a mans game! -Jhop
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The ability to make anything into a profitable/economically successful product.
"Yo, Drake got the midas touch!"
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1) to have a turtle head pop from one's rectum before underpants are removed
2) to break wind with more force than expected, and to cause fecal matter to come in to contact with one's underpants before being able to suck it back in
Oh Dave, that sounded like a wet one...did you touch cloth?
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