A local woman who uses online dating hopping tourist to tourist to get free meals and drinks.
John matched with a girl in tinder, and thinks he will be going on a date. Little does John know she's a tourist hopper and does this every weekend with someone new in town.
Someone who only visits places in games
"Oh what a gamer tourist he is!" "I've never been to California, I'm more of a gamer tourist"
The very pleasant act of taking a shit whilst swimming in a dam, the ocean, etc
A Clean break everytime :)
Urgh ,
When we were sitting in the shallows at the beach today my friend walked upwind and did a Greek tourist which then floated thru the middle of our group, this caused a couple of our gals to vomit and therefore waste alcohol !!!
someone that gets angry about changes/new releases in a piece of media they never cared about
A :dude the new zelda game has a female lead ! i cant believe nintendo is feminist now
B : you never played a single zelda game ! stop being a rage tourist
Somebody who uses their rear view mirror to look into the car behind to check out what the driver/occupants are doing.
"So I was driving to work and this dude in the car behind me was brushing his teeth at the traffic lights."
"You're the full rear view tourist, buddy."
A very chinky tourists who likes to eat dogs on a regular basis and is regularly seen near the ruins of feniscowles trying to catch little kiddies for his Chinese factories
"Fucking keep it down MILES you Chubster I think chinkys"
"What that tourist that eats FuCkinG DoGS On A ReGUlaR BaSIs"
"Yh, so stfu or else he will send us of to China with all the other kids"
Tourist(chinky)
When people have no known connections to a deceased person but insist on attending the funeral as they do not want to miss out on a community event
"My neighbours didn't even know the bloke, but sure enough they Had to be there, the damn funeral tourists..."
"They wouldn't miss it, they are funeral tourists and have to be seen at every event, like as if it is a public spectacle or a community event."