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A situation where you smoke a pack a cigarettes while a cheap truck stop whore gives you an old school BJ in the back of your rig and then doesn't finish the job and instead takes your cash and runs.
Derek was really upset when the truck stop hooker pulled an Angry Trucker on him
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Term used to describe enormous lines of cocaine, methamphetamine, special k, heroin or any other snortable drug. A Rail is used to describe the same thing but in moderate portions. A Trucker Rail is at least double in size. Perhaps as wide as a person's thumb and several inches long. Trucker's are notorious for snorting methamphetamine Trucker Rails to stay awake on long hauls over the road.
1. Tony Montana was so depressed that his only way to cope was to snort Trucker Rails of coke until he was more or less bullet-proof and psychotic.
2. The trucker knew that driving from Maine to California was gonna be a long haul so he snorted a few Trucker Rails of speed to stay awake and alert.
3. With finals approaching, the graduate student had no choice but to snort Trucker Rails of Adderall to keep his edge and stay up for 5 days studying.
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The girlfriend of a close friend whose facial features and body type are an abomination to the female species. Usually with something known as a 'muffin top,' or too much hanging over pants that are far too tight. Ew.
Also, said 'trucker muffin' will refuse to stop truckin' while begging for sexual activity or attention of some kind.
Damn, trucker muffin's got JT on a leash and it ain't pretty.
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A Pringles can that's been emptied and refilled with warm raw hamburger meat. This is used as a masturbatory aide in the manner of a fleshlight. A make shift sex toy for men.
When you're driving down a long lonely highway late at night, don't forget to bring a Trucker's Pussy.
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A hat with a mesh back worn by hesh skaters since the early 90's. Made popular by fools like Ashton Kutcher but will still be worn by hesh skaters long after the fad has died.
Also seen in conjunction with vans shoes, tight jeans and a megadeth t-shirt from 1986. Popular brands include Independent and Black Label.
"Man, your Indy trucker hat reeks. Wash that thing dude."
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(noun) A really burly fat female, who you have to look at twice to see if she really is a man or a woman. Usually seen driving a truck, sporting a baseball cap and smelling like poo cheese.
Eddy: I drove past a trucker dike yesterday.
John: Woah, what did she look like?
Eddy: A man with hormone problems.
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Mesh-netted baseball caps, originally worn by truckers in the late 1970s, made popular in 2003 by Ashton Kutcher. Popular in the closet of a metrosexual.
"Hey guys...like my new John Deere trucker hat? It was only 45 bucks at American Eagle!"
"Piss off."
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