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The tard ass left turn that a buddy of mine made on his way to get some action. The dude had just picked up the girl from her house and they were on their way to the park to "chill" until the girl said that she got hungry. My buddy knew he had to get her that medium fry because it would lead to the best results. The only problem is that this dude was in such a rush to get his that he made this retard ass left turn into McDonald's and completely cut traffic in process. That tard ass left turn didn't even pay off because he didn't even get no action later on LOL. This mf deadass basically risked his life making a left turn thinking he was gonna really get some and then only got used for free food💀💀💀💀💀
*Ray Naker and Henry following their buddy who thought he was gonna get some*
*Buddy makes a dumb ass left turn into McDonald's and fucks up all the other drivers on the road*
Henry: Wtf, tard left turn
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A 2-hour commercial disguised as a movie.
Seriously, they should get the world record as the longest commercial ever
I cannot wait to watch Turning Red
Oh wait a minute, it’s just a two-hour commercial.
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Something one finds really attractive.
A guy who can dance is a major turn on
Stems from winning books or tricks in cards. It means to trade in a winning for collateral, usually sexual favors or prostitution.
Do you have Wendy’s number? I need to turn a trick tonight.
When the female dynamic in a relationship drastically changes for the worst.
Guy: I just went to a great movie with Alison and all she did was rag on about the actor's career, then we went out and she got me some goat milk ice cream, three pounds, and told me how good it was for my intestines!
Friend: Better hope your girl didn't just turn the dragon.
a) (for people between the ages of 18-25): having sex with your significant other for the sole purpose of placating either your or the sigother's parents by giving them grandchildren to play with
b) (semi-offensive): losing one's virginity in a one night stand
are you ready to start turning on the ignition, as in definition a)?