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What you say when the classic "what the fuck" wont suffice, may also be abbreviated as WTFF for texters.
Man 1: Dude did you hear my brother got my mom pregnant?
Man 2: What The Figgity Fuck?!?
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What you might say in awe, disgust, or general surprise to someone claiming to have just done something stupid/not done something important. Usually shouted, often with emphasis on the "what".
"Sorry mate, there's rubbish all over the garden, it's because I forgot to tie up the bin bags"
"You fucking WHAT?"
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Question to ask when someone makes a stupid statement. As I am sure you will use it extensively, it is recommended to record it to play ad nauseam (to a disgusting or ridiculous degree; to the point of nausea)
"The world is ending in 2012"
So fucking what?
"The economy is cyclical"
So fucking what?
"Your wife is cheating on you"
So fucking....what???
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Bad word. Its better if you wont know.
What are you doing? What the motherfucking fuck!
Take a standard "What the fuck?", multiply by a level of disbelief or incredulity, and then you have "What the ACTUAL fuck?".
Someone parks in two spaces, you exclaim "What the ACTUAL fuck?",
Someone gets up in your face, you shout "What the ACTUAL fuck?".
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Used to class up and/or multiply the sound of a standard 'what the fuck'.
Compare to 'what the actual fuck'.
'Hey bro, I shit on a banana peel on satursunday.'
'What the literal fuck?'
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exasperation; total disbelief; suprise; When what the fuck just isn't enough.
When used by itself:
Usually heard coming from the garage or the basement when your dad finds his tools missing or broken.
Used in conjunction with:
-is wrong with you!
-are you doing?
-is this shit?
after same dad confronts you.
Dad:(finding his tools missing) WHAT THE FLYIN' FUCK!
Dad:(finding you with a plunger up your ass)WHAT THE FLYIN' FUCK is wrong with you!
Dad:(finding your stash under the bed) WHAT THE FLYIN' FUCK is this shit?
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