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The act of jumping between movies with only one paid session
guy: Yo babe you want to go theatre hopping today
babe: wtf that against the law
guy: well fuck you too
The home of Bantchester United. Name is to signify how after so many years of winning with Sir Alex Ferguson, they still dream of achieving good results while being a mid-table banter club whose ‘history’ is best in England
You: Wow, I’m here bro, in the Theatre of Dreams
Me: Nice one, keep dreaming of winning a trophy, like a UEL or Carabao Cup.
You: Nah we could probaly win a UCL or Prem.
Me: That’s right, keep dreaming in the Theatre of Dreams’
While you and/or other people are watching a film or a live play, you yell out your opinion on what you're watching.
Teacher: I don't want no ghetto theatre.
Students: Whatever.
~Movie Starts~
Student 1: Yo wtf is she doin'?
Student 2: She's being a dumb ass bitch, that's what she's doing.
Teacher: I said I didn't want no ghetto theatre!
Theatre (ti-at-err) is a hobby.
Johny Johny? Yes papa? Playing theatre? Yes papa!
Somewhere you never want to go😉
Empire Theatre has given me trauma.
Creek Theatre is the Theatre Department of Pine Creek High School. Their department is overseen by Messenger & President of the Thespian Troupe 6485 Braxton (who will harass you about cottages and concessions).
Hi, I’m Braxton Dietz, President of Creek Theatre and the Thespian Troupe 6485. Are you over the age of 16 and available to work concessions on October 23rd and/or November 26th?
Theatre kid fascism is the type of government instituted by the Blackrock Administration in 2021. It involves an oligarchy where the government, major corporations, and the media work in tandem to advantage the most privileged individuals in society using moral blackmail and foot soldiers of the mentally ill, suburban white woman, the heavily indebted, and other white collar demographics to silence dissent from subjects who do not send emails for living and can no longer afford to drive to work.
The government is usually staffed by trust funds kids , and the most important qualities for advancement are extreme self-importance, the ineed to destroy others for personal gain due to bullying in high school, willingness to support abuses of human rights internationally if such policy allows you repost stories on instagram for attention, and a love for singing and dancing.
What cannot be accomplished by government fiat is done by corporations, which are staffed by political operatives who were actually competent enough to cash out in the private sector. These corporations coordinate with the government and the media, a tertiary field for operatives too incompetent for both the public and private sector, to advance the regimes’ goals through ESG programs at hedge funds that make it impossible to secure funding for anything that isn’t made by Uyghur slaves in coal-powered China or mined by child laborers in Africa and conveniently are needed to prevent proclaimed end of the world.
Jimmy: Man it just cost $80 for me to fill up my gas tank, but did you see the video of the Former Director of The Disinformation Governance Board singing about how she wants to have sex with Harry Potter?
Steve: I did, I love living under Theatre Kid Fascism!