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When you are doing Pythagoras theorem in maths class but get very horny because of the way that hypotenuse looks at you in the corner of your eye.
You think you're just going crazy but then you realise it's calling out to you.
Screw the A squared and B squared, look at that sexy C squared.
And it only gets better when you find the square root of that. A lonely little C waiting for you just outside the door...
You strip naked and get ready to pound the living shit out of that hypotenuse.
In maths today that Pygyattoras theorem got me going real hard.
The Akehoshi Subaru Theorem states when one feels the whims of gacha due to an underlying feeling of fondness for said character (not including applications regarding “meta” reasons) one may utilize that in priority of gacha decision.
“man i really want to get childe because i like him but i dont think he’ll fit into any of my teams”
“nah man the akehoshi subaru theorem says you should get him if you like him”
when one scream the loudest in an among us lobby and besides all the evidence, everyone votes for the one accused by the loudest
IT'S PINK IT HAS TO BE
HE KILLED MY GRANDMA
IT HAS TO BE
"the entire lobby proceeds to vote pink out, ignoring all prior evidence"
Thus, the "Among us theorem"
Everything that can happen, will happen, given enough time.
A: Did you hear? The Patriots came back from a 25 point deficit to win the Superbowl!
B: Wow, that's like stuff from the Infinite Monkey Theorem.
It states that the angle the moon makes with two stars is at 90° and the stars are at angles 30° and 60° respectively, therefore making it a triangle.
I watched the moon theorem with my love
"Content moderation at scale is impossible to do well." Named after Mike Masnick of TechDirt, the theorem is that moderating user generated content such as on social media, video services, websites, blogs, etc. and the comment sections therein is inherently difficult to do correctly all the time, and becomes increasingly difficult at large scales. As a result, at large scales sites will increasingly make incorrect moderation decisions.
Facebook's suspension of a prominent journalist's account for posting a news article is an example of Masnick's Impossibility Theorem.
Cambridge International Education IGCSE First Language English exams always tend to have something in common. There will always be an 'implicit meaning' point of something attempting to be funny but the students never find it amusing, which is why they usually lose points in those points. This conundrum is usually referred to as the 'Ocean King Theorem' due to it being always referenced to a past exam that had a man supposed to be funny known as the Ocean King.
That exam we just did had an Ocean King Theorem ass joke. Whoever wrote this test needs better humor, I never knew a Bengal tiger was meant to be funny.