Hey, Mr. Krabs is getting all sweaty again!
Can't you see we're closed?
You better rev up those fryers, because I am sure hungry for one- HELP HELP!
When u don’t pull out on time and the girl got pregnant. Duh!
Throw those BITCH’s in the blender. Cause who cares.
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what fractured memories' rocket league team says when they don't place last in a tournament
"ah shoot, we got out in the second round!"
"dont worry, we take those!"
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Reference to life is strange when Max spills Franks beans
I was eating those beans, are you fucking insane? I WAS EATING THOSE BEANS!
A song from Travis scott
Boy 1: dawg, have you seen goosebumps yet...
Boy 2: dawg, you know I have, ITS A BANGER.
Both: I GET THOSE GOOSEBUMPS EVERY TIME!!!,,
A word said before getting a super battle droid rocket blown thru your head.
Someone who remembers drinking Osmanthus wine with Zhongli. As Zhongli is over 6000 years old, the only one currently alive who shares the memory is Venti. But Zhongli refuses to accept that, because Venti is a drunkard (despite the fact that Zhongli keeps talking about Osmanthus wine)
Zhongli: Osmanthus wine tastes the same as I remember. But where are those who share the memory?
Venti: I'm right here!
Zhongli: Not you.