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twitter user noziam does not and will not get a zayn follow. ever.
An ugly fat Nigga that thinks he cute when he really down bad
“Yo you see that boy over there?”
“Oh yeah that’s just zaynes ugly ass”
He’s a guy that’ll fuck up a Colby with his 32 foot long SHLOUNG. He’s not scared of shit and everyone who comes within a couple feet will instantly piss them selves
Colby-oh shit is that a zayne
Chad-yeah
Colby- he’s gonna fuck me up with his 32 foot long shloung
a sexy mack daddy who gets any girl he wants
wow look at that zayne
Zayne is not your ordinary guy! In fact he is everything but ordinary. At first he makes it seem as if he is a decent human being, but don’t be fooled! Zayne is the worst man to encounter, for reasons such as;
-Short, patchy neck beard, and scoliosis. You don’t want to breed with a man like this because your offspring will have jello spines!
-He will gaslight you over everything you talk about! Your eyes are brown? No, they’re blue today. He’s the worst person to exist, no! YOU ARE! He ruined your life? NO! You ruined his!!!
-He often tries to guilt you, and this is bad! If you argue with him about something as little as the color of the sky, he will threaten suicide, which keep in mind is a big NO-NO AND ILLEGAL!
-He’s a military addict, and having not ever been in the military, you won’t get any benefits. In fact… he doesn’t have a job and has no plan to obtain one!
-3 out of 10 Zayne’s(studied at Zayne & Chicken Studies) are addicts and not just to marijuana, but things such as meth, heroin, and cocaine!
TL;DR : ZAYNE IS A BAD PERSON OVERALL AND SHOULD PROBABLY GET HIS NAME LEGALLY CHANGED SO HE DOESNT HAVE THESE QUALITIES ANYMORE
side note- 9 Zayne’s out of 9 1/2 (Also studied at Zayne & Chicken Studies) are gay… so watch out gaybies!
Did you hear about that Zayne guy? He completely screwed over his gf’s life and even threatened her! He’s so violent and mean. At least he knows how to roll a joint.
This is a man that follows the Code of Bushido without failure. He upholds his morals and integrity higher than any other individual on this earth. Beware though. If you meddle with any of his close acquaintances, you will suffer the full wraith of the true warrior of the Bushido. He will not spare a single so. Be warned of this warrior of the Bushido.
Zayne....................
Zayne, the person nominate for best smile, he’s the go to person for anybody, he’s got a massive heart and *wink* *wink *, he’s the best
Yo zayne didn’t charge me for fries, he’s the goat