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Catch phrase from the game 'The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim' in which the guards have a repeating phrase throughout the game. Sparked an internet meme, including much fan art and responses from other existing memes.
'I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took an arrow to the knee.
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Redneck for They took our jobs!
1.) Used when those goobacks from the future come to our present time and start taking over peoples jobs, and the only way to stop them is to get gay
2.) When someone says NEY TOOK ER DERBS!!! It is customary to say it again, and for other people to repeat it also using less syllables or in a different way
"We started a lemonade stand and the people from out future took it over"
the rednecks don't understand
"Oh I'm sorry.... DEY TOOK ER DERBS!!!!"
"DEY TOOK DERBS!!!"
"TOOK ER DERBS!!!"
"DERB ER DER!!!"
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A phrase referring to the brief period between dying and being dead.
Based on the belief that you pass on to a heavenly state.
Mate 1: Gran...gran...?
Mate 2: Dude. She took the top escalator.
Mate 1: <cough> arrgh
Mate 2: Man what is that noise?!
Mate 1: sorry. I was just humadruming.
Mate 2: You're sick dude - how can you be bored?!
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Commonly refers to when a "bitch" takes- your "fish"
"Bitch took my fish "
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Pepsi man please I haven’t seen them in ten years
Person1: after my divorce pepsiman got full custody over the kids
Person2: pepsi man took the kids then?
A penis entering a woman's bottom, in and out, in and out in the process of sex.
I took Sherry from behind last night.
"What'd you guys do last night", "I took her from behind."
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what you say when obama takes your money
Me: Oh no obama took my money
Obama: he he i took ur mone
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