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A rump-spelunker who only puts his penis in the rear of fellow men. He does not take it from behind under any circumstances; unless he is presented with a powertop. (See definition powertop)
Hey man, 28, blue/brwn, 7" cut total top!
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An awesome cartoon show with the hottest animated babes ever! When it comes on, my pants come off! (Lying on bed wacking off feverishly to Clover)
Totally Spies is on, gotta go!
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From Wikipedia.org:
"Total war is a neologism to describe an international war wherin countries or nations use all of their resources to destroy another organized country's or nation's ability to engage in war. The practice of total war has been in use for centuries, but it was only in the middle to late nineteenth century that total war was recognized as a separate class of warfare. Total war is most easily distinguished from other forms of warfare through a blurring and combining of strategy and grand strategy...
The most identifiable consequence of total war in modern times has been the inclusion of civilians as targets in destroying a country's ability to engage in war...
The final consequence of total war eventually became, ironically, an end to war between industrialized nations. After World War II, industrialized nations' ability to wage war between each other became terribly destructive largely due to nuclear capabilities...There could no longer be an economic impetus for war between industrialized nations. Instead, wars between industrialized nations were fought through proxy, such as the US war in Vietnam, the Six Day War, or the Soviet War in Afghanistan."
Punic Wars
World War 1
World War 2
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Noun phrase, vernacular: Not just a little bit of a slag, but a TOTAL slag.
One who drops their undergarments with little scrutiny or persuasion, often at the expense of their reputation and in the absence of shame.
Akin to a slapper ho or slut but with a distinctly Essex or East London feel.
Example: Chanoqioix: "So did you get it on with Darren last night after the VodBull party?"
Chelsea: "OMG like there's not a hole in my body what he didn't plug. And his mates wanted to join in so I thought what the fuck. I wasn't just a little bit of a slag, I was a TOTAL slag!"
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The act of Totally Recalling somthing....ONLY JOKING!
Total Recall is in my opinion one of the best films to come out of the 80's. In fact, it really deserves to be atop the world of Sci-Fi movies but is undoubtedly shunned by the braindead critics who (sadly) shape/influence to opinions of today. People find that Arnold Schwarzenegger films are cheesy and therefore lack credibility in the eyes of "true" fans of film, however these idiots will find the money for the latest X-Men film on Blu-Ray.
Thankfully, Total Recall has retained a cult-status and continues to be enjoyed by many, many people.
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A phrase used to describe something so incredible that there are no other words worthy of describing it.
Albus Dumbledore is totally waffles.
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