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Giving a gratuitous and insincere compliment, possibly to deceive. (Can be my, your, his, or her ass, but probably not plural, as in their asses.)
Yeah, sure. Thanks for the kind words, but I think you're blowing smoke up my ass.
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To fail at a task or game at the last moment on a consistent basis. Usually but not always through no fault of their own.
Every hand of poker I play I get Runner Runner Up The Ass. I'm never going to win.
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An insult to any guy that makes you look weak or retarded, so shoving a lightsaber up their anus will make it look like they had a laser erection. Who's the retarded one now?
Darth Vader: Luke, I told everyone that I am your father.
Luke: Shove a lightsaber up your ass.
*shoves lightsaber up vader's ass making it look like he has a laser dick.*
Darth Sidious: You could have fucked Padme like that
*vader fucks sidious with laser dick, sidious dies.*
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An action of a sudden & unexpected nature. Something done by a person that is uncharacteristic for that person to do.
"Sam out of nowhere got a wild hair up his ass & moved to Dubai to study Scandinavian Moose!
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Another phrase for saying FML or damn it.
Ahh shove a dick up my ass, I lost my wallet.
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When a person is speaking bull shit and you cant find a better response to tell their ass off with.
You can go shove yourself up your ass.
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to bullshit or lie, to tell a falsehood. originally comes from the era of snake-oil salesmen and traveling hucksters pandering cure-all ointments.
one said cure for many ailments (including constipation) was a "tobacco enema" in which the purveyor would literally blow smoke up the afflicted's rectum with a device created solely for this purpose. obviously people caught on soon enough, and figured out that tobacco enemas were embarrassing as well as useless.
as such, the phrase became the euphemism it is today for selling a line of nonsense to an otherwise naive or unsuspecting rube.
person 1: "did you know that recent studies show that rat feces are as effective as any available wrinkle cream on the market?"
person 2: "you're totally blowing smoke up my ass"
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