Rusty Venture

when you masterbate way too much and your penis is red and raw

im cock is soooooo rusty venture from last nite!

Rusty Venture

Slang term for the medical condition resulting from excess masturbation. Symptoms include soreness, redness, swelling, and chaffing. Condition is usually associated with male sufferers.

i.e. - "I jerked off for four hours straight, and gave myself a Rusty Venture."

Rusty Venture

V. Masturbating so profusly that your penis becomes red and irratated

I could'nt score any ass last night but was so horny i went on a rusty venture

Rusty Venture

When you jerk off so much it makes your dick red

From the venture brothers

I need to stop whacking it for the next few days after the Rusty Venture I pulled on Tuesday

Rusty Venture

A Rusty Venture is:

1: when you have a gay 69 and stick your hand inside there asshole and pull out the shit and rub it on each other than the first one to cum has to eat all of the shit.

2: when you take your girl out to a resterrant than not let her take a shit all day than you have anale sex untill she shits all over your dick than you take out your dick and bust all over her back than you have to eat all of the shit and cum with out you hands.

3: When you take a shit in your girls mouth and then you stick your dick in there untill she trows up all over your dick than she has to eat the shit and put it in her vagina than cum in her face.

4: to take out as much shit as posibul with one hand full and two servings and eat it

I had to give a Rusty Venture to my friends last nights.

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Joint Venture

When your “friend’s and family” cyber stalk you and make fun of you. And you want to crawl under a rock and cry but life must go on.

Sally sat outside dumbfounded and too scared to go anywhere, that joint venture broke her spirit.

To venture into the Phlegethon

Expression refering to the willingness of an individual to perform felation on their sexual partner regardless of them being on their period. The Phlegethon being a river of boiling blood where violent souls are punished.

We hadn't seen each other in a while, I did not care I had to venture into the Phlegethon.