Winter's Worth of Wheat

A Winter's Worth of Wheat is an antiquated barter system used in some communities that face a long and unprofitable Winter season. At its purest darkness would a family receive enough wheat to last them through the Winter - regardless of household size - in exchange for a newly born infant. The infant was typically fed to abominable supernatural creatures such as vampires or brought up to be a eunuch or slave. Typically, however, was the term used on a more general scale to refer to any sort of illegal business that gave a large commodity in exchange for something irreplaceable and therefore usually of great sentimental value.

"So did Jenneigh get her abortion yet?"
"No, she said she's gonna carry it full term for a Winter's Worth of Wheat. Really wants that $500 Sephora gift card."

Frosted Mini Wheat

Fros-ted Mini Wheat
Function: noun

1 : A woman who, after checking her out from one side looks hot, but when she turns around is seriously busted.

Guy 1: Yo, that chick over there in the tight jeans is bangin'. I would totally mow that ass."

Guy 2: Dude, she's a frosted mini wheat. Wait 'till she turns around.

Girl in tight jeans: (turns around)

Guy 2: Oh shit! (nearly pukes.)

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Let’s yeet this wheat

Aggressively or enthusiastically earning money.

I don’t want to go to work today but I’ve gotta yeet that wheat. Let’s yeet this wheat, I want to get drunk this weekend.

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Barley-Wheat Face

Someone who takes excessive pleasure in farming.

Horace: "Wow, look over there."

Steve: "At what?"

Horace: "That guy has been farming for hours."

Steve: "That's just Andrew. He's the local Barley-Wheat Face."

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shitty grain wheats

when ur ass deside is want a peef weat square from the rink. then u pop in one dolla dolla bill ya and out come the peat weef. MM GOOD NESS

i like eating peffy weats
SHITTY GRAIN WHEATS

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Whole Wheat Juice

The stupid juice that people on a diet drink

Hey guys, Josh just went to good earth to get some whole wheat juice

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Sweet Puffed Wheat

A cereal eaten as a kid by my jazz band director, Kackley. In accordance to the 2006 Jazz Band guide book, Page 1, Section 1, Subsection 1, Paragraph 1, Sentence 1, Line 1: Jazz band members are not to tell of any random stories told by Kackley during Jazz Band.

That's all I can tell you...

SWEET PUFFED WHEAT!!!!!

(As me, Donnie, Nick, Justin, etc. are walking down the hall) SWEET PUFFED WHEAT!!!!

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