wi-fi dump

adj. the ability to communicate with others, while releasing bodily fluids into the toilet. According to Andrew - known as a "Chat and Shat"

While having an in depth conversation with my mom, I experienced a wet wi-fi dump, followed by a wi-fi wipe

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wi-fi hobo

When a circumstance such as a forgotten deadline or apathetic apartment management causes you to need to roam the streets in search of a wi-fi signal to work on projects or assignments.

a) Fuck! I forgot that I needed to submit that rough draft by noon! I'm going to have to ditch class to sit outside the coffee shop with my computer being a wi-fi hobo.

b) If my apartment doesn't have the internet working by tomorrow, I'm going to choke a baby, or at least call my dad's lawyer and start a breach of contract suit. Until then, I'm stuck being a wi-fi hobo. :'-(

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wi-fi dump

Using a laptop computer while also using the toilet. Generally followed by a wi-fi wipe.

I just had an awesome wi-fi dump because I was able to tell my friend on AIM how huge it was.

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wi-fi wipe

During a wi-fi dump, wiping yourself on the toilet while simultaneously balancing a laptop on a knee or other extended body part. Placing a laptop on the floor immediately disqualifies the wipe from "wi-fi" status. It has been rumored that some may even posses enough skill to hold an internet conversation during the wiping process.

I am still typing with one hand while the other is taking care of this wi-fi wipe.

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wi ha-joon

a wi ha-joon is a man you hope and pray you will find and will wake up to one day. there is only one so be prepared to fight like endgame.a wi ha - joon is nice, cute, knows how to dance and can always make you laugh.he will always be there for you and is great with kids and has a smile that will light up the room.(did i mention great abs?)and has amazing thighs. when you meet him you will never want to leave him.he’s an amazing person.when he walks into any room or anywhere in general everything will change light you’ve been hit with the ten rings in the gut.and it’s not the taco bell you ate earlier dear.it’s love.be prepared to fall in love.hard.because once it happens there’s no escape from it.he will forever light up your life.even if you don’t know him just looking at a picture will make you fall for him.he might even make you stop dumping over evan peters.and that’s saying a lot.

samantha:have you seen the hottie wi ha-joon?
michael:babe stop talking about him i’m literally your boyfriend.if you like him so bad go find him!
samantha:*leaves*

Let wi gan

The Geordie (North-East England) way of saying ' let's go! ' or 'let's fight'
Let wi gan is often paired with the phrase 'haway man' which means 'come on!'

Haway man, let wi gan It's really cold.

Outhouse Wi-Fi

In rural America, your modem’s connection to the outside world is only as great as your plumbing solution for nature’s calling: antiquated and slightly sh**ty.

(Rural) Player A: My WiFi’s actin’ up tonight, dagnabit!
(City) Player B: Your “Outhouse Wi-Fi” costing us this match, dude!

* As a predicate, it isn’t necessarily exclusive to rural U.S. players; can be used to describe poor-quality internet connections.