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When you go to the bar and pick up a chick wearing lightning bolt ear rings. After bringing her back to your place while fucking her doggy style you rip the lightning bolt earrings out of her ears and jam them in her ass.
Hey you see that bitch over there?! I totally gave her the Thor last night!
Thor is quite incompetent. That lord of sparkles could have used his little sparks to save his darling brother Loki.
That mule. He should put on a shirt.
Thor Odinson is a little pussy.
thor solos your favourite verse
someone: Who wins in a fight? The dc universe or thor?
some mf named doctor idk: thor solos
n. Thor-loser
a male-identifying person (AMAB, trans male, etc.) who gets mad when typically masculine superheroes are rebooted as a typically feminine superhero, played by an otherwise-identifying person in superhero movie re-makes
plural n.: Thor-losers
Reference:
“ Men who get mad when male superheroes are rebooted as women are called Thor losers. Thank you.”
by Twitter user: @OhNoSheTwitnt
“He’s such a Thor-loser. The re-make of Ghostbusters was amazing and hilarious.”
A 12+ inch black dildo that’s been used so many times, it’s near impossible to pick up off the ground due to its stickiness and sliminess.
“Honey can you grab my dildo for me”
“It’s stuck to the floor, only Thor could pick this shit up”
I used my Dildo 16 times last night and it’ll accidentally made it into a Thor’s hammer, now I can’t even pick that shit up to use it.
Thor lo has a meaty arbys #3 but gah damn it had extra sauce on the side.
Thor Keener is the main character from the 1999 movie "Dimpled Ballied".
Thor Keener has a younger brother, Trystan Keener. The main thing you should know about Thor Keener is that he has a skinny wiener. This is the joke of the movie.
At a sleepover, two friends are changing into their PJs
Ben Dover: Bro, why is your wiener so skinny?
Jake Diamond: Oh, I was just taking some inspiration from Thor Keener