When you shit your pants because of the food you ate.
I almost sir yachted myself thanks to the Mexican food on my road trip with no toilets anywhere.
When u give a busty woman a motor boat but are too big
I asked for a motor boat but they were too big so she said they were too big so you need to you need a yacht ride
An extremely attractive person of the opposite sex that you'd like to have sex with but can't because he or she is taken or is way out of your league causing you to day-dream about being on them naked, riding until the sun comes up during spring break
The opposite of a moped
Example:
Guy 1: did you see that gorgeous woman at the bar last night?
Guy 2: hell yeah, I'd show her off to everyone I know. She's my Dream Yacht.
Example:
It's too bad Tyler is married. Hes so hott! He is my dream yacht.
First coined by Reddit’s Wall Street Bets; a midwestern yacht is any obnoxious mode of transportation consuming a minimum 1/3rd of any midwestern home owner’s garage. Examples include RVs, Boats that haven’t touched the water in years, 4th of July floats, motorcycles that are still being rebuilt, leaky Suburbans, get creative.
You betcha’ it’ll be a great weekend to pull out the midwestern yacht, and take her out for a spin, if the gall darn snow would melt off.
When a bougie bitch has explosive diarrhea!
I was about to hook up with this fine bitch lastnight but she went to the bathroom and turned to yacht chili.
Another yacht club on the long island sound, lots of rich people from pelham manor go here, to store their fancy yacht. Neighboring the new york athletic club. Founded in the 1800s. The sailors are world class, another example of rich yacht clubs on the sound like larchmont yacht club. THEY OWNED AN ISLAND! AN ISLAND!
Honey, why dont we become members at the huguenot yacht club? Oh dear you know you have to have an income of 500,000 dollars a year to be a member! Remember, were from new rochelle no pelham!!
Same as a lot lizard but try to get on yachts vs semis
Look at those yacht lizards waiting for a guy to get on his yacht.