Do You Have to go to college to be an emojiologist?

No. Emojiology Is a extremely simple career for teenagers. The requirements to be a Emojiologist is too start posting emojis on Instagram as a teenager and then keep posting them until you make a $1 Million Dollars.

Do You Have to go to college to be an Emojiologist?

do you want to go to taco bell?

When you want to have sex without anyone knowing (its a code word)

Hey babe do you want to go to taco bell?

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Once you go blue, you can't undo.

The phenomenon in which a normal conversation turns blue, becoming so riddled with sexual innuendo that it's rendered nearly impossible to steer back in a non-pervy direction. Every innocent comment starts to become a dirty double entendre, until eventually the entire conversation turns into a complete smut-fest from which there is no return.

Girl: Ah, who doesn't love stripper zombies in Portland? That'd go down like Jesus on a velociraptor.

Guy: I have to admit, when I first read 'go down'... I had rather blasphemous thoughts.

~ten minutes later, during which this term is invented~

Girl: Hmm, this Urban Dictionary thing is quite fun. Something for the annals of history.

Guy: Two n's - one 'n' is bad.

Girl: Yeah, I always thought that 'annals' was an odd word.
It really could so very easily be another.

Guy: Terribly easily. So, how is the entry? ...Oh, Jesus!!!!

Girl: Once you go blue, you can't undo.

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Once You Go Black Your Not Welcome Back

When a White Woman doesn’t see the value in a White Man that she could marry. while he protects her and give her love. But instead of going for him She goes for a Nigger. The reason why this is is because she became a Whore who went around Fornicating with other men than she switch to Black men Because of The BBC. The reason why she became a whore is not because of Money but Jezebel deceiving her making her think that Lowering her dignity as a woman and sexualizing herself is “empowering”. Jezebel also manipulated her and convinced her to be “Sexually Exploring” which actually means degrading yourself and getting into worse sexual sins like homosexuality, This happen to the Poor white woman when she was a Teen. MEANWHILE her parents do nothing to get involved with her to warn about the dangers of these things. So she whores around for the rest her life and she meets Tyrone where she made the following statement: once you go black you’ll never go back. After This hookup she meets a lovely white man who will do anything to take care of her and love her. The best part is he’s interested in her. She rejects him And crushes his very heart and calls him mean names in front of her mud-shark friends. After this God became Angry and he curse her with AIDS and a bastard of a child who doesn’t even look like her. And we all know He ain’t paying for child support. She goes back to the white man and she asks for a 2nd chance but the white guy says: Once You Go Black Your Not Welcome Back.

Once You Go Black Your Not Welcome Back Ashley on Tinder

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once you go brit you never quit

let me break it down for you: once you go brit you never quit, basically british guys have it all. amazingly good looking, sexy accents, and huge dicks!

jane: "i went to the U.K. to work on my accent and I got ripped open by huge british dicks."

emily: "i could have told you that, once you go brit you never quit."

jane: "i know! i'll never fuck anyone besides british men again! their dicks are so huge!"

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Once you go metal you won't want to settle

It's the future of sex. Sex with hot robots. They feel surprisingly soft, but can turn tough and durable during battle mode. It's based on smart metal. It's a metal that's already under development, but will be fully developed in the future. It's a metal that can change material properties at will(they could get soft, smooth and squishy like normal or wet human body tissue, but get tough like steel during dangerous situations and battling). Girl sex bots. Sex-bots.

Dude 1: I like Jenny XJ9.
Dude 2: Well. Once you go metal you won't want to settle!

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Once you go black you become a Single mom

When a white women decided to become sexually and or romantically involved with a Black male and she becomes pregnant. The Black male typically ditches the pregnant white women making her a single mother.

Miles- Hanna I wouldnt date Damian.
Donna- Why not he seems nice.
Miles- Hanna once you go black you become a single mom.
Donna- Thats the last thing I need in my life.
Miles- what is that?
Donna- A cribmidget.

Miles- I gotcha

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