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Zombie-Proofing

1- To make a property or dwelling difficult or impossible to break into without the use of machines or tools.

2- To make safe from wandering tuffs or damage from civil unrest.

I'm Zombie-Proofing the basement by installing glass block windows.

by Cuneus Stern October 2, 2013


phone zombie

A person who walks around while staring at their phone's screen. They are almost always stumbling slowly in the way of general progress. Likely to be seen blocking the only path. Usually oblivious and inconsiderate.

Damn did you see that phone zombie walk into an open manhole cover?
phone zombie phone zombie slow walker in the way rude oblivious

by jkkstyle June 13, 2013


Smartphone-Zombie

A person that is constantly focused on his or her smartphone, ignoring the environment and especially other people.

Dude 1: Hey you see that girl over there? She looks good right?
Dude 2: Sure, but Iยดd stay away from her man, sheยดs one of those smartphone-zombies.

by Not a smartphone-zombie July 30, 2012


CoD: Zombies

The reason to get Call Of Duty.

nah, too busy playing CoD: Zombies.

by gen1521 February 23, 2011

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Zombie Crush

Having a genuine crush on someone who's dead.

I don't care that Rita Hayworth is dead! I love her anyway--it's a hardcore Zombie Crush.

by Phuqit June 29, 2010

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Consumer-zombie

A person who buys everything without thinking about it, or because she/he simply needs to buy something to be happy.

A company's best friend

Consumerzombie: "I am a big fan of DLC for games, these are awesome! I bought every single DLC to date, because these make games great"

Smart Person: "Damn you are a consumer-zombie, buying this cheap crap without thinking. DLCs are just the new way to milk money from dumb people like you.."

by Schwarnold January 20, 2010

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money zombie

A 'money zombie' is a person who exists and lusts for 'money' --- they are severely intellectually stunted and emotionally dead.

A 'money zombie' is a person who only predominantly considers society from economic and monetary perspectives, and they lack empathy.

A 'money zombie' is so cognitively impaired that they cannot meaningfully appreciate society from emotional, natural, physical or any other perspectives, and they always need more money and more stuff to exist --- they are not content unless they are earning, profiting or consuming. They will never experience or know true happiness, love or joy.

A 'money zombie' always need more MONEY and more STUFF, and if this greed drive ever stopped, they might actually come back to real life.

1) Today was Black Friday Sale Day in the USA, and the 'money zombies' were out in full force; and, they actually killed a Wal-mart employee.
2) You can go to Wal-mart and observe the 'money zombies' who are stuffing their faces and carts, with stuff they don't need using credit.
3) 'Money zombies' have existed since 'money' --- "Nowadays people know the price of everything and the value of nothing." (early 1900's quote)
4) If the 'money zombies' numbers keep growing there may be an economic zombie apocalypse.

by GlennyJ November 30, 2013