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When something is so messed up; or something is so cool.
“Bro you fucked my girlfriend? that’s so jizz whacked”
“Noooo way dude you got a ferrari? that’s so jizz whacked!!”
Small box typically cardboard filled with spunk and is then ingested by your other half typically with cheerios
love, im feeling funky can we do a jizz box tonight
1. when one is eating, usually fast food and spills some of the sauce on their pants and creates a light stain around the crotch making it look like dried jizz
2. a crotch stain cause by food that makes it look like you jizzed on yourself
"dude did you cum on yourself"
"nah man i just ate subway and it ghost jizzed on me"
"shit i got ghost jizz on me"
"i need to do laindry man too much ghost jizz on my jeans"
Connor is shooting blanks so he, and his wife went to a jizz farm to get a bun in the oven.
The bestest friend in the whole wide world. This is a person who will be there for you no matter what. She is a person that you would end up in jail with, but it would be so worth it. This kind of person isn't the best speller, but she tries hard and that's good. She laughs at all you're terrible jokes and you can tell each other anything. I love yoouuuu lizard breath!!!!!!
That girl is such a Zil Thod a.k.a. Jizz Chode and it's awesome
When someone touches you and you get turned on or when you watch something really sexual, like porn or a girl striping.
Friend 1: *touches your thigh*
You: ahhh, dont do that or I'll jizz in my socks.