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to tell a person that you were joking or to ask if someone is joking
person 1: "I just smashed your vase" person 2: "dude. are you fashizling my asshole?"
Example 2: person one: "did you just smash my vase" person 2: "no i was just fashizling your asshole"
when you're horny AF and ask someone to politely shit you in the asshole
Natalie dear could you please shit me in the asshole
A seasonal affection, generally brought on by summer, wherein the afflicted regularly drinks more than a socially condoned portion and refuses to acknowledge or consider pleas from loved ones. Symptoms may include spraying fire pits with flammable chemicals (I.e., bug spray) or needlessly flaunting wokeness.
I'm worried about Bill...I think he may have Seasonal Asshole Disorder after nearly burning off that girl's eyebrows
The lag time after a shit in which you're unable to sit down. Not to be confused with Post Shit Syndrome.
Rick had an hour long asshole recovery period after downing 2 foot long chilli cheese dogs.
Someone who already knows they're an asshole, even if you tell them another thousand times what an asshole or a jerk they are.
The guy was a self actualized asshole, or
If you like saying it a different way, he was the kind of asshole you say he was in a different bullshit way, simple.
An individual, usually a medical doctor, with profound insensitivity, intractable callousness and severe emotional retardation sufficient to disqualify from all but a select few, highly structured environments where social interaction is anticipated.
See that guy?
(yeah)
He's a medical-grade asshole
(really? seems like he's created a fairly nice life for himself and his family)
THAT doesn't matter; he's a total social disaster
(maybe social structure isn't really an important motivating force for him)
Well, it SHOULD BE
(perhaps. what's he do for a living?)
Oh, he's an arrogant physician, a surgeon in fact.
(I see. Seems like that would require some intelligence, dedication and fortitude)
I'm sure. But it's much more important to have highly developed social skills and emotional maturity.
(so without those attributes, other seemingly separate accomplishments are diminished?)
Absolutely. He would be a MUCH BETTER person IF he had them.
(seems like you care more about those things than he does, why is that?)
Because I see so much POTENTIAL; if he would just get with the program.
(your program?)
Yes! He needs to do better.
(and what do you think would happen to him if he doesn't?)
Well, he will continue to be a medical-grade asshole
(and who do you think will be bothered most by that?)
ME, clearly! He's so insensitive!
(so it bothers YOU that HE comes off as insensitive?)
Yes! I want to HELP him!
(ok, you want to help him to become something that he's potentially incapable of becoming?)
He's not incapable
(has he ever tried to force you to go to medical school?)
What? Why would I do that? I'm not the least bit interested in going to ...
(yeah)
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(n) a boss so repulsive and loathsome that nobody is willing to work for him for less than $100,000.00/year.
She had no idea that she was a six-figure asshole until she started cutting pay and her employees stormed out of the office like the place was on fire.
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