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turning to extreme tyranny because one is damaged, vulnerable and misunderstood
"Cause in the Thor movie he's sort of damaged, vulnerable and misunderstood and it's only on this one I get to kinda cut loose and go full-asshole" -- Tom Hiddleston on Loki Laufeyson
A person who consciously chooses to be mean or nasty when he or she can pick the moral high ground instead.
Asshole By Choice (ABC) : Who? That Guy? Oh he's an ABC. An Asshole By Choice! Why else would he kick that puppy?
When a person that ryhmes with narlos has an asshole sooooo grippy that it can break an actual hand when he/they gets fisted
Person 1: Yo Narlos you have a gorilla grip asshole that just broke my hand when i fisted it last night
Narlos 2: hehe sorry it does that sometimes
Person 1: your gorilla grip asshole is so FUCKIN TROJAN
when you're horny AF and ask someone to politely shit you in the asshole
Natalie dear could you please shit me in the asshole
An individual, usually a medical doctor, with profound insensitivity, intractable callousness and severe emotional retardation sufficient to disqualify from all but a select few, highly structured environments where social interaction is anticipated.
See that guy?
(yeah)
He's a medical-grade asshole
(really? seems like he's created a fairly nice life for himself and his family)
THAT doesn't matter; he's a total social disaster
(maybe social structure isn't really an important motivating force for him)
Well, it SHOULD BE
(perhaps. what's he do for a living?)
Oh, he's an arrogant physician, a surgeon in fact.
(I see. Seems like that would require some intelligence, dedication and fortitude)
I'm sure. But it's much more important to have highly developed social skills and emotional maturity.
(so without those attributes, other seemingly separate accomplishments are diminished?)
Absolutely. He would be a MUCH BETTER person IF he had them.
(seems like you care more about those things than he does, why is that?)
Because I see so much POTENTIAL; if he would just get with the program.
(your program?)
Yes! He needs to do better.
(and what do you think would happen to him if he doesn't?)
Well, he will continue to be a medical-grade asshole
(and who do you think will be bothered most by that?)
ME, clearly! He's so insensitive!
(so it bothers YOU that HE comes off as insensitive?)
Yes! I want to HELP him!
(ok, you want to help him to become something that he's potentially incapable of becoming?)
He's not incapable
(has he ever tried to force you to go to medical school?)
What? Why would I do that? I'm not the least bit interested in going to ...
(yeah)
(n) a boss so repulsive and loathsome that nobody is willing to work for him for less than $100,000.00/year.
She had no idea that she was a six-figure asshole until she started cutting pay and her employees stormed out of the office like the place was on fire.
A person who is overly candid, but means to do no harm.
One who angers others with their views or opinions, but would never become violent or angry themselves.
Someone who is outspoken, but harmless.
"John always makes people angry with his political views, but he is just a teddy bear asshole."
"beth comes across like a jerk, but she is really harmless...nothing but a teddy bear asshole.