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When parents are blinded by affection for their newborn child. Even when said child may have been truncheoned by the ugly stick.
Mother: Isn't she beautiful?!
Friend: Wow! Look at the baby on that nose. It seems like you have got a serious case a baby goggles.
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A verbal cock up from the mouth of the Clown Princess of Denmark, whilst explaining to reporters a normal routine with a baby, namely, her daughter. In an effort to conceal her Tassie-Taroona traits whilst speaking, she has a tendency to masticate diction into bogan bouillabaisse, resulting in an indefinable cacophony - she does the same with Danish!
Clown Princess Mary should be better at both lingoes, but apparently finds both hard to conquer, betraying her alien presence in royal circles, with all her rhetorical bogan blunders, including the strange 'BABY UP'
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also known as a german pancake.
a type of pancake that is shaped like a bowl and made from a light batter. can be eaten as a breakfast or dessert.
Let's make some dutch babies for dessert.
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A shot comprised of 1/2 Baileys or other similar irish cream liquer and Tia Maria or some other coffee liquer, presented in a layered effect to resemble a Guinness.
Pour in half a shotglass of coffee liquer of your choice, then pour the Baileys over a spoon onto the coffee liquer so it rests neatly on top, to resemble the foam head of the Guinness.
"I want another Baby Guinness shot, theyre awesome!
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Someone who is such a jerk, they had to be born as one.
That guy over there is such a jerk baby.
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When you grab a child by the ears and swing them between your legs and release your grip at max velocity, sending the child flying in the air. While you wait for the baby to come down, you crack a cold one with the boys . Once the baby gets close to the ground, you punt it towards your neighbors dog house.
GOD!!! Cindy's kid was being so annoyed that I Baby Punted him
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The act of repeatedly whispering a word or series of words into a the ears of a small child preferably between the ages of 1 and 1 and a half. One can tell it is working when the child has a blank stare on his face - his eyes are peering off into the distance not really focused on any particular thing and his mouth is open slightly as if he is about to drool. Particularly useful if one seeks to one-day rule the world.
Can be performed on both males and females, though females tend to be more susceptible to the brainwashing.
Hey Manny why does Isabella have that blank stare on her face, and why is her mouth open slightly as if she's about to drool? Oh wait... dude Rafael is brainwashing your baby!
I will implement the technique of baby brainwashing to one day rule the world!
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