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Beard Smashing

Two men with facial scruff who make out or a guy with scruff licking pussy with scruff. This can also be true for a scruffy ass being licked by a person with a beard (man, woman, or trans). This will likely make one party want to trim up in hopes to avoid the transmitting of bugs.

Synonym: bumper scruffs

Example: two santas playing bumper scruffs on the beach

Hey Mike, when you partook in beard smashing last night, did you avoid his crabs?

by Miko22 December 28, 2020


Badass Beard

One who takes it in the bunghole, especially after crying about not getting his/her them/they way. Known to overreact over the most minor inconveniences and tends gets very emotional on the regular.

Man, did you see that badass beard after he got completely demolished on that game he didn’t want to play? He rage quit so fucking hard, then ate a whamburger and dipped his French cries in cum.

by AirPro1 August 02, 2022


Beard Belly

Another name for a double chin on a man.

Whoa! Look at that dude's beard belly!

by Kitty and Dem April 12, 2015


beard card

a subsidiary of the word “face card”, it’s specifically for a guy’s beard

Tom Hardy’s beard card never declines

by Beardstud01 April 07, 2025


nare beard

When a person's nose hair is exceptional overgrown and densely protruding from the nose as to form a beard hanging from their nostrils.

John: I couldn't pay attention to what Mr Groso was saying, his nare beard was too distracting.
Sean: If he didn't stop talking I was going to grab him by his nare beard and drag him out of here.

by Pablo DePaco August 30, 2017


Neck beard

One who is overtantly sexual mainly towards Asian women but in some cases white women typically also has bad hygiene and still lives with their parents in the basement playing video games all day everyday

He is such a “Neck beard”

by Kid lover69 October 27, 2020


Soggy Beard

When a twat sucks on his beard and makes it soggy.

Did you see Ryan sucking on his beard? He's a fucking soggy beard.

by soggybeardlover July 17, 2018