When a twat sucks on his beard and makes it soggy.
Did you see Ryan sucking on his beard? He's a fucking soggy beard.
when ur beard gets horny and starts coppin og blowjs and yingering a butthole
oh shit did u guys see beard horn that grenade? he horn bearded the shit out of her
when a man performs oral sex on a woman when she has a yeast infection and in turn contracts a visible yeast infection around his mouth.
did you see that yeast beard on jake? he must have got it from kelsey when she had that yeast infection.
A large, full beard worn by a person who should be too young for a beard of such awesomeness
"man I need to grow a beard."
"Dude if you're going for it go for a full kiner beard!"