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A hearing device installed on humans at birth by doctors. Commonly found on the head but sometimes around the buttocks area.
Some humans enjoy poking holes with sharp tools in their ears in order to hang colourful rocks and miniature toys off them.
5/77 doctors recommend installing your first set of ears from age 7 and up.
Person A: what are these slaps of meat hanging from the sides of my head?!
Doctor C: these are your ears!
Person A:were they always there??
Doctor C: No, seems your ears JUST came in!
*both clap enthusiastically*
Roughly pulling with your lips as you are hitting your tongue on your significant others ear to make them feel pleasure.
Joaquin: Tatiana, you wanna get some ear in a few?
Tatiana: ummm ig it don’t really matter
It the most weird body part of your body with holes
During sex, I love to stick my dick in her ears.
we All know you know what an ear is. Your just searching up random definitions that random people wrote about the word “ear”
You: * goes to the search bar and types ear*
Dictionary: an ear is something you hear with
You: * embarrassed *
I'm so glad my friend made me take the ear garbage out of my ear.
A theory used by black matriarchs to predict the degree of melanin expression in skin pigment, as even brown-skinned black people are often born as light skinned babies.
New parent: I don’t know how that’s my baby? It’s so light!
Great grandmother’s aunt (leaning in close to babies head for a better vantage point): You’ve got to look at the ears
Most ticklish ginormous, and gargantious motherfuckers on this planet, in the solar system, in our galaxy, in our milkyway, and especially, on this side of the Mississippi. These existing figures that we call ears are the biggest most pergananant beings on the face of the same planet i breathe on
Man I got a real Jared's Ears on my balls