Dan Heng is the person everyone wants. Ironically though, he has a husband.
Carol: "DAN HENG!!!!!! COME GET YOUR COCK UP ME PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU"
Absolute fockin geeza. Beats an oluwa Seun at everything. Including big cock competitions. Everyone wants to shag him including the boys but he’s straight so peak for them.
Oluwa Seun is so cool.
Yh but hav u heard of a dan west he’s better
Picture patrick star from spongebob but is the most sexiest man alive with a super thiccc ass with a chode-ster and likes to take pics in public
Damn bobby dan just took a pic of me
A person who is a living virus.
Once in contact with dan cavs u will suffer large diarrhoea and then will shortly die of shitting too much
When someone watches you take a dump and masturbate from behind a shower curtain in a public space
Me and John used to be friends until he hit me with the Lyn-Dan potty room slammer
When you poop into the belly button of someone with a Herina.
"Dude! What the fuck is that?"
"That's my Dan Dan, man."