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That kind of boss who asks you to work on the weekends, to come in early and leave late, and of course ask the impossible to get done yesterday. But that one day of the year, he or she buys a hot sloppy pizza for your hard work that still goes un-recognized.
Worker 1: " what's it like working for John?"
Worker 2:" he's totally a pizza-buying boss"
Straight boolin’ while eating a cold pizza roll
I’m just chillin’ a pizza roll with my man Davey.
When you eat ass and then eat pizzas with your homies at 5.pm.
"Oh boy, that Ass pizza time yesterday was amazing !"
Pretending not to have known how much your product or behavior has sucked, feigning realization, and promising to do better.
Sundance Film Festival organizers pulled a Domino's Pizza on Thursday afternoon, saying that they'd failed in some respects over the last few years and vowing to improve. (From an LA Times article)
Yeesh, my cheating boyfriend pulled a real Domino's Pizza on me last night with a dozen crummy roses, like that's going to get me to trust him again! (original)
Pizza cutting nips are nipples that are so erect (consistantly infact) so apparent and prominent, so mighty and so pointy (even through clothing) that they could epicly slice through pizza! Thus pizza cutting nips was born!
"Tonys got some pizza cutting nips on him!" *swoon*
"Wow Tonys nips are killer!"
"Pizza party tonight everyone, Tonys bringing the pizza cutters!"
"It's slice off time! Nips at the ready!"
Pizza who's crust is so soggy it wilts-over when you pick it up.
Stained my shirt today after eating a Limp Dick Pizza.
caller: "Yes, I'd like to order a pizza for delivery - add some mushrooms, but don't make it a Limp Dick Pizza - last time you didn't cook the crust enough!"
delivery person: "Huh?"
When one is concerned about the integrity of said pizzas and airs the concern with the owner , so to speak , of the pizza.
Person 1: what's that pizza sayin'
Person 2: it's pepperoni from rios down the road
Person 1: *high pitched laughter* ye lad init