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The term "fuzzy pickle" has its origins from the funniest rapper ever: Eminem. In one of his songs he speaks of Jennifer Lopez saying, "... I don't give a fuck if this chick was my own mother, I still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her and have a son and a new brother at the same time, and just say that it ain't mine," which actually says a lot about how he feels about her.
Well, when I was at work one day I told a friend we should give a girl that fits that description a special name so that we could talk about them right in front of their face and they'd never know. My friend replied, "Fuzzy pickle!" And so, the fuzzy pickle was born.
So, quite technically speaking, a fuzzy pickle is a girl that is so freaking hot that you'd still fuck her even if she was your own mother. You would also cum inside of her, causing her to get pregnant. When the child was born you'd have a son and a brother at the same time, but you'd just lie and say that the child was not yours.
Damn, she is most definitly a fuzzy pickle.
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Whilst ramming your girl from behind in the kitchen, you snag the pickle you put aside earlier. When you pull out, quickly exchange your member for the vegetable so she remains unaware and continue to jerk off. Cum on her back as you continue with the pickle. Shocked and confused, when she looks to see how that's possible, immediately slap her with the pickle.
Veronica: Oh! We seem to be out of pickles. Darling, what happened to all the pickles?
Ron: Huh? You don't remember? That's quite a rasberry you've got there. We used the last one in Pleasuretown.
Veronica: Oh...right. What was it? The Peruvian pickle tickle?
Ron: That doesn't make sense.
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Something someone yells in a line at school to signal a teacher is walking by when the kids are texting.
Kid 1: "I'm texting nancy this picture o--"
Kid 2: "THERE'S A PICKLE IN MY POCKET!"
All kids in hallway: *puts phones in pockets stealthily"
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Pickle Barrel Syndrome manifests when someone who is really hungry ends up waiting, either in line or at a table for their food.
Symptoms include increasing irritability and crankiness that is proportional to hunger level, distinct frowning, and prolonged exposure can result in anger and violence. PBS is easily cured with access to food, and sufferers typically become apologetic after the fact.
Man, Cam had a major case of Pickle Barrel Syndrome yesterday at The Keg.
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The act or motion of releasing a very large penis from your vagina or asshole.
Take the pickle out.. i can feel it touching my stomach.
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Verb
To masturbate. Refers exclusively to males.
He was going to polish a pickled gherkin for hours after he finished playing Bayonetta.