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When you're going down on a guy and his dick hits your uvula (the punching bag thingy in the back of your throat).
Girl, I was sucking John's dick and he Uvula punched me. I almost threw up.
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the art of forcing a taco down an onry eaters' throat, in One Blow, While Yelling Ta-co Punch!
Damn kid won't eat his taco!
give him the taco punch!
TAA-COO PUNCH!!
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cow-punch
1.to hit hard enough to knock some one a distance (short or long)
2.the same meaning as Donkey Punch but vaginaly instead of analy
3.(cow-Puncher) an idiot or bitch wuss pansy
plural cow punched
1.im gonna cow punch you
2.you ho's donkey punch screw that i cow punch.
3.you freakin cow-Puncher
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Where you punch a cow so hard in the head that it has an instant abortion. This works on women too.
Guy 1: So my chick was knocked up.
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: I cow punched the bitch son!
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It's where you put hot sauce or menstrual blood on your hand and then fist fuck a chick
Friend: Hey whats with the towels and hot sauce?
Dude: Oh, my Girlfriend loves to be fire punched
Friend: Oh, that's right, I forgot. Hey wait, how is she?
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When a man is being ass-fucked and receives a handjob at the same time. Usually, while sitting on the other guys lap and having said guy performing the HJ.
Man, I walked in on my roommate getting a lucky punch in the livingroom. I didn't even know he was gay!
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