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See: Zombie Cannon
It is a proven fact that when zombies die, they turn into ice cream. See: Evil Dead
Come in such flavors as: Fascist Fudge, Soylent Green, Victory Vanilla
More than likely, a new Dairy Queen special.
OBEY!
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When a man ejaculates into a woman's hairbrush without her knowledge and the next day she ends up using it. This gives a wondorous sheen to the woman's hair. Not to be confused with elena's fish oil, the female version of this act.
Phil upset with his wife's cooking, decided that she needed a shot of Harvey's bristol cream, unwittingly knowing that her hair would look beautiful afterwards.
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when you are having anal, make it seem like you are going to blow a load in the chicks ass, but "slip" and instead blow a load in the chicks pussy. this gets them very mad
Im pissed at Josh, he messsed up my cream pie, and made it an oopsie cream pie.
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A female cocaine addict who has no money and will let you fuck her for some Coke.
Bertha is TRYING to be a Cokenut Cream Pie, but, she's going to have to get some money.
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A person who is Jewish, but we call a JEW.
Look at the fucking jelly and creams, they're noses are bigger then their head!
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When a man is being deepthroated by his drunk partner and the partner throws up on his dick, and then he cums on his partner's face.
I Oatmeal Cream Pied Little Debbie after that party last weekend, she needs to learn how to take a dick better.
Mike was the first to fall asleep, so I shoved my dick down his throat and gave him an Oatmeal Cream Pie.
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When a girl is DTF but can not find a boy to fuck she then chooses ice cream.
Tom turned down sex tonight. Time for some DTF Ice Cream.
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