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The uncle the molested you when you were 6. He’s a pretty sweet guy but thinks you forgot about what he did. He mostly spends his time in the basement and at church. He’s anti social and has 1 friend he plays golf with (usally your dad or a friend from Highschool). Over all a pretty weird but nice-ish guy
Uncle Jim is a pedophile
Let’s go play golf with your Uncle Jim
Not someone who should be within 50 miles of a school zone.
My bully chasing me: "You've got nowhere to run dipshit"
My Uncle Jim: *appears*
MY bully now realizing that we are not within 50 miles of a school zone: *prepares his asshole*
An old man, works as floor cleaner and does 🎣, is a pro astro photographer, spams a lot, has tremendous achievements and won gold medal in getting banned.
Has extraordinary mind, is a geek and has signed cryopreservation contract till 2805.
Person1-Oh look there, Miguel
Person2-no dude he is our Migool uncle.
When you sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then firmly grasp the shaft of your penis and have a companion motion it up and down.
Hey Brian! I don’t want to make it weird or anything, but could you give me a Dutch uncle? I’ve got blue balls, and I just bought you Chik Fil A, so you kinda owe me.
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When you fall asleep drunk like an idiot, and someone paints stripes. On your uncle.
GUY 1: I cant believe Ryan is drunk and unconscious, lets go pull a "Zebras Uncle" and go paint stripes on his UNCLE!
GUY 2: YEAH CUZ THAT TOTALLY MAKES SENSE!
A term used to describe the midsection of an extremely fat and possibly homosexual man. It is a large, protruding ring of fat along the waste made especially visible when tight Adidas tops are worn by the person possessing it.
That man is huge, looks like he has "Uncle D's Spare Tire"