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This name is short for a skinny fuck who thinks he rules the world, but in reality, he is the bitch in every situation.
Your such a Jordan.
Why do you have to be such a Jordan.
A fucking dick
Not a very nice person.
Jordan is such a fucking dick
He's being such a Jordan
Jordan is a nice calm person. Once you get know him you will fall in love with him, he has brown/black eyes with curly/nappy hair. Once you see a Jordan don’t lose him b/c you won’t find another one
Literally the best human to walk this earth.
Boy 1: Omg It’s Jordan, act cool
Boy 2: I submit to his power
Jordans are very pretty and fun to be around. They love skateboarding and are good at just about everything. Jordans typically have dark brown hair and brown or green eyes, and are sometimes very tall. If you are friends with a Jordan, then don't let him/her go. Jordans will always be there for you and will cheer you up instantly in your darkest hour.
Me: Look, it's my best friend Jordan :)
Jordan has the fattest ass to ever exist. It moves when he walk and if you slap it, it’s like straight gellooooo. He is the definition of GYAT MMMMMM. And he plays basketball btw.
JORDAN IS THE GOD OF ALL FAT ASSES
jordan is an overall bitch. he is very nice to his friends but to other people he be fucking them up. he’s a rich guy who thinks he cool 🤟🤪 when he’s not. he’s nice when you get to know him personally most of the time. people might think he’s funny, most of the time uses your mom jokes thinking he’s cool
rui: guess what that guy did again
nari: who? jordan?
rui: who else. 😒
nari: let’s just go.
arik: yo bro what you doing
jordan: what else. being the coolest kid.🤟🤟🤘🤘
ella:omg bae😍😍
rui & nari: no