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When a man slides his boner between the lips of a woman's vagina without penetrating. The act of boner canoeing is often done in a pool, river, or lake.
Dude! Look over there, Jared is giving Tina a boner canoe!
n., The act of shoving a handful of garbage from a nearby dumpster into your pants, then stomping into the club like WASSUP.
Even though the trash holding it together was rotting away, his cleveland boner rages on.
An insult so godly it has no meaning other then your own interpretation. If you have ever eaten boner (sucked penis) you are not allowed to use this phrase
Jeff says “fuck off your trash”
Jack says “ eat boner”
Jeff has no other comeback
A boner that simply just wont go down
"Yo Mike even after I busted my load I still was hard. Talk about an everlasting boner
To be "slow on the boner" is to suffer from temporary erectile dysfunction at inconvenient times, such as pre-coitus. Less commonly, the term is also applied to the refractory period.
"I was ready to go ham, but I was slow on the boner so I decided to go down on her first."
When a man's penis has become extraordinarily sad. Flaccid and disheartened; the penis may even partially attempt to retreat back into the groin area in search of a safe space
Pass. Swipe Left. No way, she gives me a total frowny boner.
To say something that makes people incredibly excited
After giving the background and details of the event, my boner point was that Drake was going to be performing at the after party. Everybody started going nuts