When a small piece of bog roll twists up in your arse hair while wiping
I've got an bum twig. Can you pull it for me?
Bum bumper is a word for a badass who is really loud and sometimes annoying but will stick up for you.
To suck up to someone for no reason at all
Sam: Look at the way Jim is sucking up to Laura
Tom: He is really biting bum
Sam: ya it's so disgraceful
To throw, often aggressively, but with poor accuracy.
Related to bum-rush.
"Allen bum-chucked a beer bottle at Josh from across the room.
When a homeless person sits on your face.
Last night I got to drunk and went out and found a dirty homeless guy to bum board me. I always get pinkeye after a good Bum boarding.
When pedofilic crossguards kick school childrens butts, they get booty particles stuck on their shoes. When the police/Chris Hansen track down pedos, they check the shoes for a bum sole. Because of this, you can see pedos lick their feet because it is a habit for them to lick the bum sole off of shoes.
Crossguard 1: How much more bum sole is on my shoes?
Crossguard 2: Depends on how many children you molested.
Chris Hansen: Why don’t you take a seat right over there?