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Not racing your subarus and binning in the dry
Drive safe, drive home Craig said to Jesse
A Christ Drive occurs when while driving on a summer's evening in say, Brighton, a passenger shouts 'Christ', while passing any number of extremely attractive girls walking by. Thus it's a Christ Drive.
Three Guys are cruising a busy seaside town on a hot Saturday night.
Dave ' Christ, look at that' (while the car is passing by a very attractive girl who is walking by).
Jon 'Where?'
Col (driver) 'By that bus stop back there on your left'.
Jon 'Christ she's a bang'.
*several similar passes later*
Col 'Another successful Christ Drive guys'.
One's brain, or, more specifically, one's collection of memories (and capacity for additional memories). An allusion to the notion that one's mind is like a sponge.
cf. hard drive, floppy drive, thumb drive
"I can’t remember much more... Hard drives nearing full. Sponge drive doesn’t work so well for digital assets."
Friend: how was the drive
Friend 2: not bad… had a little snow drive after that 6 minute trip.
The point in a fast food drive-thru between the window you pay at and the window where you pick your food up
Drive-thru Gooch:
Your on the phone with your friend and they ask where you are? “I’m in the McDonalds Drive-thru sitting at the gooch point waiting to get my bag of fat”
When one grips the toilet bowl like a steering wheel as you expel vomit, generally with lots of yet to be metabolized alcohol.
7 vodka shooters and 7 beers back, got so sick I was driving the porcelain truck.
a sketch from season 3, episode 1 of Tim Robinson’s “I Think You Should Leave” in which he plays a good samaritan driver who picks up people who are over the legal limit. but in reality…he is the driving crooner. he’s really gotta find a way to make money off of this
driving crooner: fuck fuck fuck fuck! they’re trying to make it look fake!
passenger: slow down!
driving crooner: you gotta be right next to me for it to look real. you gotta be RIGHT next to me.
passenger: what is this?
the driving crooner: you’re riding with the driving crooner baby