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happy farm
The organic farm at the Plum Village Zen Buddhist monastery in Southern France. Legend has it that this farm was named by somebody who erroneously thought the term "happy farm" was common slang for a mental institution which
was supposed to make the name funny. Actually, "funny farm" is super commonly used to refer to mental institutions while "happy farm" is just the title of a very bad Chinese video game. (Note that "funny farm" has about one hundred times more votes on Urban dictionary than "happy farm.") Really crazy people are considered "funny" because they do things like poop in unusual places, yell at squirrels, and make wierd twisted faces at strangers, so a place with a lot of them is a "funny Farm." Nobody who has been to an actual mental institution would call it a "happy farm," more like a suicide suite.
Have you eaten any of the tomatoes from happy farm, they taste so zen. Too bad they didn't name it funny farm, then the name would actually be funny.
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Cocaine, marijuana, meth, any type of drug that you can think of. Something you can scream at random times during the day and have people stare at you and give you weird looks.
Rachel: Wanna go smoke some happy dust?
Mckenzie: Yeah, like duh. HAPPY DUST!!!
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A Woman with everything you want, all in one complete package.
*Face
*Breasts
*Bottom
"You see that chick over there? Total happy meal"
"Dude....Thats my mom."
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An audience wants to hear about something too good to be true, they don't want to hear about how the good guy doesn't always make things right, have a bigger penis than the bad guy, or get a girl.
The guy that would be been considered the hero was a virgin until his twenties, never drove an expensive car, and didn't have an interesting life. A movie/story about bad guys was more interesting than the good guy's real life, even if it didn't have a happy ending.
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The new mascot for the happy meal that is beyond terrifying, with bulging eyes a serial killer smile. No doubt this will only give your kids nightmares and may require several therapy sessions.
No words can describe this new fast food monstrosity, Happy the Mcdonald's Happy Meal mascot!
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A catnip toy made by taking an unwanted sock and stuffing it with polyfil and catnip. Thousands of Happy Socks are made every year and donated to homeless cats at animal shelters in the U.S. and internationally.
A catnip toy made by taking an unwanted sock and stuffing it with polyfil and catnip. Thousands of Happy Socks are made every year and donated to homeless cats at animal shelters in the U.S. and internationally.
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A line of cocaine stretching from the naval to the base of the penis on men and to the top of the vagina on women.
I snorted a happy trail off of the male hooker I called last night. That shit had me off the walls!
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