Old Horse Fat

British slang for "dick" or "penis," most popularly used in a work email written by an international law firm lawyer Patrick Smith (now fired).

Smith in email: "Dude, 'Carol' (not her real name) wants some of that double penetration action, so let me know when you and the old horse fat are around."

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PPL Dark Horse

The award which Shreya Tatke deserves to win. She is genuinely one of the sweetest people I have ever met and she is the most wholesome person on the server. I only know her for 1-2 months but honestly she is one of the best people I have known . And don't forget #TatkeforDarkHorse.

Everyone : Which award is shreya tatke going to win.
Me: She is going to win PPL Dark Horse da.

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Chicago Horse Radish

Basically just a black person's semen mixed with a white ho's saliva.

Mmmmm yummy yummy black cock in Bryce Dayringer's butt then he drinks the Chicago Horse Radish.

rusty horse burger

One runs there finger around the butthole of a horse collecting all the excess poop then slathering the feces on two buns creating the best culinary masterpiece, then insert your penis in this gooy mess until there's nothing left.

The other night I was with the boys and I had myself a good old fashion rusty horse burger.

beat the third horse

Verb:

1. The act of going up against a rival that you did not see coming because they are otherwise known to be punks.

2. Any actions performed in excess that realistically should not be performed. For example, excessive masturbation to the point of turning one's skin raw, or done in an unkind manner.

Dave has been up in his room for a long time, he must have had a long week.

"$20 says he's going all out and just about to beat the third horse"

Raining like a horse

Adj. When it's raining fiercly and consistently.

Hey Jimbo don't go outside.
Why not Limbo
It's raining like a horse out there!

When you're on a horse

A phrase often repeated a significant amount of times to the point where it becomes an annoyance and no one really values their company or even their existence. The phrase relates to a certain situation, however leads to nothing, almost a cliffhanger to what is implied when your on a horse.

Luke: When you're on a horse

*proceeds to shit uncontrollably"