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june-ing is a word that means, "doing things that are difficult"
Person 1: "I just had an exhausting day at basketball"
Person 2: "good job june-ing"
Worst day out of the year to have your wedding. Most marriages end in divorce when married on June 8.
Oh! Your wedding is today? Today is the worst day to have your wedding. You shouldn’t get married on June 8.
National naked exercise day: a day to celebrate your body by exercising naked. With a loved one or alone! Celebrate your body!
June 8 is national naked exercise day!
The day where the gayest bitches are born. These fuckers are so gay they can't draw their own flag without using wonky lines
Person 1: why are you so gay? You can't even draw you own pride flag properly.
Person 2: I was born on June 8
Color blind kid with ADHD or also known as kid who has no dad and can’t date his crush:(
That guy is such a fucking Daniel June.
The day of the year that is all about Leila Zanjani!
In her 1st year of uni, she was W3 volleyball team Captain, in her 2nd year she was Club Secretary, and in her final year she is the best Club Captain UOBVC has ever seen.
Men: Leila is heterosexual (despite lesbian allegations with her best friend Cristina). She enjoys feminine looking men but who will get into fights to protect her. They must also be a great volleyball player. (Strong shared fear of being curb-stomped is encouraged)
Strengths:
-Great volleyball player (BOUNCE expert)
-Musical genius (Flute Mastermind)
-Low waisted jeans
-Vodka
-Best club captain
-Will fight you if you diss Cristina
-Will do more push ups than you
-Has great driver potential
-Slays a whale tail
-Luscious curls
-Bestest friend a person could ask for
Weaknesses:
-Environmentally UNfriendly
-Gets Volleyball confused with Baseball at times as she hits home runs
-Hates vegans
-Is a disguised leprechaun (OBSESSED with gold)
-Dubai
-Secret nerd but presents as a bag bitch
-Dairy
-Tequila and wine
-Cannot drive
-Rich men
-Her parents know all the tea
-R&B and Drill music
-Walking in 6 inch heels
-Only speaks English despite being Nigerian, Irish and Iranian
Obsessions:
-Volleyball
-Diet Coke
-Having babies
-Being a rich housewife
-Anime
-Baby yoda
-Good bangles and gold hoops (gold jewellery in general)
-Marbella
-Laser hair removal
-Iced chai lattes
International Leila Z Day (June 26th) is the one day of the year that is all about Leila Zanjani, where it is customary to take a drink of vodka in Leila’s honour to celebrate.