A validation of one's virginity. After sex, former-virgins must destroy the v-card.
Girl: Hey, boy. Wanna have some fun?
Boy: Hell, nah! 'pulls out v-card'
ejaculate, ejaculation, material containing ones' 'genetic address' left on/in a spot, situation, or 'factory'
i made sure i didn't leave my business card with jenna
i made sure to leave my business card with her/him/it
i tried not to leave my business card on her bed!!
A credit card (see definition) but done on the front, or crotch area
My cousin walked by and gave me a French credit card
In texas holdem poker, there is the flop, the turn, and the river. The ocean card is the imaginary 6th card to be played to make the best 5 card hand.
I would have hit my draw if they played an ocean card.
Amy: I want you to have my angel card, tonight’s the night.
Josh: Are you sure?
Amy: Positive.
the official medical report listing that an individual has been tested for various STDs and the results of those tests.
Bill had his STD Report Card approved by Sally before they engaged in sexual activity. Sally made sure that Bill's STD Report Card listed that he was disease free.
Opening a birthday card in hope of recieving a large amount of money, but all you get is a birthday card.
Disappoint-day card = Disappointing birthday card
Boy 1: Dude, did you get the $60 from your grandparents for that new game in your birthday card?
Birthday boy: No, all i got was a disappoint-day card.