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V-Card

A validation of one's virginity. After sex, former-virgins must destroy the v-card.

Girl: Hey, boy. Wanna have some fun?
Boy: Hell, nah! 'pulls out v-card'

by A.S.E. July 22, 2019


leave my business card

ejaculate, ejaculation, material containing ones' 'genetic address' left on/in a spot, situation, or 'factory'

i made sure i didn't leave my business card with jenna

i made sure to leave my business card with her/him/it

i tried not to leave my business card on her bed!!

by michael foolsley March 28, 2011


French credit card

A credit card (see definition) but done on the front, or crotch area

My cousin walked by and gave me a French credit card

by Rebeccable December 23, 2019


Ocean card

In texas holdem poker, there is the flop, the turn, and the river. The ocean card is the imaginary 6th card to be played to make the best 5 card hand.

I would have hit my draw if they played an ocean card.

by Ivana Johnson November 10, 2022


angel card

Your “V-card” or virginity

Amy: I want you to have my angel card, tonight’s the night.
Josh: Are you sure?
Amy: Positive.

by abby112824 December 1, 2018


STD Report Card

the official medical report listing that an individual has been tested for various STDs and the results of those tests.

Bill had his STD Report Card approved by Sally before they engaged in sexual activity. Sally made sure that Bill's STD Report Card listed that he was disease free.

by 月月 March 18, 2014


disappoint-day card

Opening a birthday card in hope of recieving a large amount of money, but all you get is a birthday card.
Disappoint-day card = Disappointing birthday card

Boy 1: Dude, did you get the $60 from your grandparents for that new game in your birthday card?

Birthday boy: No, all i got was a disappoint-day card.

by Dcom001 May 1, 2011