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menstrual math

counting the days to your period to determine whether you will have it for some important event (vacation, date, etc).

girl 1: Ready for our all-girl cruise next month?
girl 2: Yes! I just did some menstrual math, and I won't have my period until we get back!"

by BillieGoat June 12, 2013


Mike Math

Saying you're going to pay for or give equal cost on a shared product and then only giving 45%,40%, or 30%.

Tomas: hey do you want to split dinner tonight? I've only got 15.
Bobby: the total is 40, but we could do Mike Mike Math.

by August 26, 2022


Mhs 10y4 maths

This maths class is not just any maths class it’s a joke!all we ever do is sit there waiting for sir to give us a bloody 10hr speech oh how he thinks Tyler should shut up and then there’s some girl at the front Charlotte all she ever says is “gonners n that” and she’s such a chav but let’s admit she’s sick at singing and then there’s nikola who was near Charlotte but got moved and she doesn’t stop flirting with some lad and doesn’t stop terroring Charlotte about some lad called Lewis or sommet, and then we never get anything done honestly it’s a joke,and then the bell goes and Rebecca Mitchell skrtttsss off the the line to eat all the food and then Charlotte always terrors all the yr7s also still saying “gonners and that” and then nikola just wees herself everyday Cos of Charlotte but let’s admit she’s the funniest person u will ever meet!!!!! - someone that sits in the middle of the class hehehehe

Mhs 10y4 maths is a joke

by Suckmybigdick04 February 17, 2020


prevoc maths

A type of math that requires little to no effort you don't even have to show up.

Becky is in prevoc maths we best not be seen with her.

by peter jackson the thunderbolt June 13, 2018


math god

Someone who is really good at copying math answers

Emily and Sarah are math gods

by Emthespang October 21, 2019


Permanent math

Instant permanent death.

Permanent math is a death

by imakeweirddefinitions December 18, 2022


Math Pants

Often rounded, they display a curved distribution and sometimes have an imaginary part in the back, similar to biker chaps.

The statistics teacher was wearing a tight leather pair of math pants.

by pinmonkey January 4, 2010