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A play off of The Dark Knight's famous line "Why so serious?". The phrase is said in response to something that is blatantly secular, leaving any and all religion completely out of the picture, even when it doesn't make sense.
The other day I saw a (not-so-) Christmas card with the words "Happy Holidays" and a picture of a cactus wreath on it. Why so secular?
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When you thank mum and she says "You're welcome".......just in a different way.
Me: "Thanks mum."
Mum: "For what?"
Me: "For helping."
Mum: "OH YOU'RE SO WELCOME MY SWEET SWEET ANGEL BOY."
Me: "..."
Mum: "YOU ARE EXTREMELY ABNORMALLY GREATLY GIANTLY SUPERNATURALLY FANTASTICALLY..." *20 minutes later* "...SUBSTANTIALLY CONSIDERABLY HUGELY TO A GREAT EXTENT SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WELCOME!"
Me: "tHaNk YoU sO mUcH!!!"
It's when you are too hungry to get up and find food. Only gets worse till you crawl to the kitchen and gobble down several cans of mountain dew as you lick splenda sugar.
Shit! am so fucking hungry. I could eat a boot right now
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A "so guys we did it" moment is when someone dives from a high point into a large body of water, usually jumping from a point with a 90° angle directly below
Ay, jeff pulled a "so guys we did it"
Ah, did he drown? Lol
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men named anthony usually italian and sorta tall.
the guy who tryed stealing your girlfriend; that asshole you thought was your friend; "a so-called friend"
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Its when you are having an awkward conversation or you are trying to flirt with someone you say it.
Person 1: -says something -
person 2 - so...you like bread?
Person 1- What? o.o
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