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This fucking retarded shitty game that the internet keeps talking about. This overused pile of shit is often full of unfunny memes by retarded kids, fucktards, or dumbasses/dumbfucks. Additionally, all of the characters are unfunny and shitty, including the players of the game.
Person 1: Hey, have you heard about: Friday Night Funkin-
Person 2: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!
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An over rated director that makes the worst movies.
Far worst than that director from transformers who's name I can not mention at this time but is notorious for CGI, lots of explosions that are suppose to make up for the weak story lines.
M Night Shyamalan couldn't even direct porno without massive disappointment. At least transformers guy could make a porno that was ok the first time around, wouldn't be complete torture to watch again, And makes up for amateur mistake with excessive "explosions!"
Worst big budget movie in the world was made by
"m night shyamalan", and it was call "THE LAST AIR BENDER!!" Nuff said!
2 minutes in and I wanted to kill my self
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The act of sleeping with or dating someone for with no intention of ever having a serious relationship with them and then dumping them after 3 months/90 days as to move on or to keep from hurting the victim of the affair. Often, both parties know that they are not suitable for each other.
Smart, attractive, jaded, and/or hypersexual females are often the culprits of ninety night-stands. Rich men, players, married and/or hot men are also frequent culprits. These people are not necessarily players, but they are opportunists.
Young, needy, cute, plain and/or naive women as well as women with low self esteem who are good in bed are frequent victims. Unemployed, hot, lower class, stupid and/or neanderthalic men who are good in bed are frequent victims.
Jim: I've been dating this smokin' hot music executive for a few weeks now. She is so perfect. I want her to be my sugar mama.
Tom: You dumbass. You fold shirts at Banana Republic for a living and you don't even have your GED. You're her ninety night-stand.
Angela: (sobbing) I can't believe that Dr. Spencer broke up with me. He was so great and so good in bed.
Psychiatrist: You dumb bitch. He's married to a total MILF. You're not even that cute. It was a ninety night-stand, not a relationship. He just wanted to try stuff his wife wouldn't do and throw you to the curb.
Angela: But he said he loved me after we slept together.
Psychiatrist: He probably meant that he loved that you'll do all the freaky shit his wife wouldn't do.
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The Pink Sky at Night means sailor's delight, pink sky in the morning means sailor's warning.
Look!! The pink sky at night so tomorrow's weather is going to be niiiice.
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A drunken terrorist organization located in the East Bay, Ca. MKOTC will smoke all your weed and can ruin any party and/or hotel room. In 2006 a study by the University of California found that the Mystic Nights of the Cobra are directly or indirectly responsible for approximately 1.16% of all cases of fetal alcohol syndrome statewide.
All I'm saying is, nobody drank a beer with jizz in it till the Mystic Nights of the Cobra showed up.
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A straight girl, or girl who claims to bisexual (but everyone know's it's for attention), who only becomes sexual with other women after getting a few drinks of confidence juice up in her.
Girls become friday night lesbians when they discover that her half retarded guy friends rant and rave every-time she takes a shot and kisses her homegirls.
Tila Tequila and her appearance on "A shot at love."
Example in a sentence: "How's it feel to be a full time lesbian? I'm a friday night lesbian, after my crunk goes, so does my want for attention, and in-turn, my want for women. Excuse me, i lied, my craving for attention is still present, i just lost the 5 shots of vodka pulsing through my bod, so i'm not so out going.."
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When a girl thinks she is going to get a relationship out of it but it turns out to be a one night stand. Or when its supposed to be a one night stand but it turns into a relationship!
Hey girl you thought this was gonna turn out to be something its not, all it was, was a one night relationstand
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