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When you wake up, smoke weed, and immediately wack one out
“Man I had to wake, bake, and shake today before I did anything else”
A small dainty little ginger boy, proudly shaking his booty till it falls off.
Guy 1 - "You know whats crazy?"
Guy 2 - "What"
Guy 1 - "That the Cash Shaking it Clip is still sooo massive"
A short shake is a type of handshake where one of the people involved grips the other persons fingers, preventing a proper handshake. The short shaker is seen as less of a man, and more often than not exhibits such traits as cold, sweaty, or clammy hands that resemble the touch and texture of a dead limp fish.
Joe: Dude, the new guy just short shaked me!
John: Yeah, he did that to me today too.
Joe: What a pussy!
Absolute any bodily fluids you can find in a blender with a fuck ton of brown sugar, chalk and ethanol
Todd: “Jesus Christ man! What did you put in my shake dude?!”
Hassan: “it is not what is in your shake my friend, it is what is your shake”
Todd: “what?”
Hassan: “I have prepared you a ‘shake’ from my home town called a Hungarian shakungalcka or a Hungarian shake”
After the encounter with his crush, he had to shake the juice loose.
Originated as as a prison term. For when serving food, instead of a heaping or decent spoonful, they shake the spoon before serving. Thus, serving less. Could be used in any situation where someone is being stingy with provisions.
I don't know why the boss has to subtract the 5 minutes I came in late and the 5 minutes I left early from my timecard. Tightwads like that always shake the spoon.
How to ask a guy how his masturbation went
Hey man I heard you met a hot girl, hows it shaking