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When a diabetic sleeps hard as fuck and won’t shut off their alarms
Yeah that mf beetus-sleepin’ his alarms woke me up before they woke him up!
People who listen to sad music at 3am and feel depressed.
Generally it’s sad music on YouTube.
They write lots of comments about why they feel depressed as well as uplifting comments to sooth the pain of other sleep gang members.
Common YouTube channels the sleep gang dwells are:
-the bootleg boi
-Biteki びてき
-ikigai
I’m chilling with the sleep gang tonight.
When someone asks you what do you shag with, you respond with this.
“Hey Emma, what do you shag with?”
“i sleep with a bed and squish mellow!”
The act of spending money so fast, you are at $0 before you know it.
I don't know where my last $300 went, I must have been sleep crackin!
Making weird noises and excessive drooling while asleep
"Matt, this pillow is drenched from your sleep retardation!"
Making strange noises and drooling excessively while asleep
"Matt, this pillow is drenched from your sleep retardation!"
The act in which you go to bed with no clothing on.
Me and my wife are gonna be sleeping free tonight since grandma has the kids.