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final stones tour

n. Any once-in-a-lifetime event that will be repeated and repeated ad nauseum.

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Have we heard the last of this impeachment thing?

No way. It’s a final stones tour.

by gnostic3 February 13, 2020


stone’s worth

Stone’s worth meaning that you don’t give a toss about something.

I wouldn’t give a stone’s worth for that.

by SuperMari0 February 23, 2021


Kissing the Blarney stone

A colloquialism for bedding a particularly unattractive person just for the sake of getting your boy/ Girl Scout badge( in other words, to check that off your list of regrets.). The origins come from the practice of tourists who make a pilgrimage to Blarney castle in Ireland so they can wait in a ridiculously long line, to then hang over the side of the castle to kiss the Blarney Stone in the hope it will bring good luck. Or, Simply to be able to say they have done it.
The inference is that the pursuit is a waste of time and energy, and, could result in herpes for your idiotic pursuit!

1.) person #1: Marco must be really desperate, or really bored.
Person #2: why do you say that?

Person #1: because he’s “kissing the Blarney Stone” with that wildebeest taking up 2 stools at the end of the bar!
Person #2: wow! He needs help!

Person #1: you’re right! I’ll lend him a condom!

by Mynameisntshmuley January 4, 2021


Stone Roxx

An emo drug addict poser that pretends to be a rapper. Typically high on Codeine, Methamphetamine, or other illicit substances obtained off the streets.

Did you see that guy passed out on the sidewalk with the pipe in his hand? That's definitely Stone Roxx!

by A Mysterious Stranger Online May 14, 2024


Jizzney stones

The pain you feel while ejaculating.

“I don’t even want to have sex anymore, the jizzney stones are just too painful.”

by Kevin Thomas 915 January 9, 2021


The White Stones of War

They are moving scuptures of marble, either glued together with epoxy or liquid metal.
Or all one piece
Polished
And lubed with teflon.

The White stones of war are only for Targeted Individuals.

by MineOwedWu's August 15, 2021


Stone Moses

set in their ways?

She’s like a stone moses

by Wizardofahhhhhhhs September 9, 2018