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when two consenting adults agree to a sexual act of shoving pillsbury cookie dough and nemo’s carrot cake up ones anus to create a cake pop mold, sticking a stick in pulling it out and eating it
cheryl let me cake pop surprise her ass
While during anal sex between two gay men, the man who is the pitcher pees inside the catchers anus.
"Man i clicked on this link in my email that said get a taste of Maui. Thinking I won a free trip i clicked on the link and it was just a photo of one guy giving another guy a Mango Maui Surprise."
When you get your significant other pregnant on Valentine's Day without them realizing, (or vise versa getting pregnant without them knowing)
It's a sick prank, but hopefully 9 months later it won't be so bad!
John: "What are you getting Lucy for V-Day, dude?"
Fabio: "Flowers and chocolate! And a Valentine's Day Surprise, but she won't find out about that for a few months."
John: "Yo! I was a Valentine's Day Surprise to my Dad!"
When you're pet give the surprise by leaping on your birthday cake.
Damn it my cat gave me a cake leap surprise.
When your fucking her doggy style, stick your thumb up her ass pull it out and shove it in her mouth.
I gave her a surprise doggy choc.
If you pull your dick out at your birthday party preferably a chode it's a birthday surprise
Yo Zane whiped his birthday surprise out at his birthday party.
When the Easter bunny shits out egg full of poop and covered in poop. Happy Easter.
I got an Easter bunny surprise today!