a robert card is a man who enjoys shooting ppl and is a bit crazy in the head
person1: “hey do you wanna hang out at the bowling ally with some friends?”
person2: “no i hate bowling ally’s and i hate your fucking friends if ur friends go i’m gonna shoot up the place trust me on that”
person1: “yo quit being a crazy card”
this term originates from a man named robert card who shot up a bowling ally and was a bit crazy in the head so if you or someone you know is acting a bit deranged you can call them a crazy card
person1: “hey do you wanna hang out at the bowling ally with some friends?”
person2: “no i hate bowling ally’s and i hate your fucking friends if ur friends go i’m gonna shoot up the place trust me on that”
person1: “yo quit being a crazy card”
A friend repeller
-Yo I bought a Roblox gift card!-
*goes away*
Last week I paid Ruby’s sister to buy me a Roblox Gift Card for $35. I totally overpaid!
Using the fact that you are or are about to be deployed to cheat on your girlfriend or wife.
I caught Sam using the Deployed card. He thinks because he is in Iraq, he can cybersex a lot of women behind his wife's back.
The Uno Block Card ( Officially called the Skip Card ) is card so powerful, it outpowers both the Uno Reverse Card and the "No U" insult. It cannot be reversed or No U'd since it is the manifestation of blocking.
It's only counters are Action Cards from the mythical game Dos.
You beat your friend in a game of monopoly
You: Good game!
Friend: Nah you cheated!
You: No I didn't!
Friend: Yea you did! It's easy to tell.
You: Well it was easy to beat you without cheating!
Friend: Your mom was easy.
You: No you
Friend pulls out an Uno Reverse Card
You pull out an Uno Block Card
Your friend becomes bewildered
Friend: I concede, you didn't cheat.
In the 1950's to come out and admit you are a lesbian was not accepted.
She won't admit it but she is a "card carrying clit licker."