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Donald trump and Joe Biden fanfic

“I-I love you Donnie!”
Shhh, Joey pooks, no one has to know.”

“I-I love you Donnie!”
Shhh, Joey pooks, no one has to know.”
wtf is that? Donald trump and joe Biden fanfic ?

by Edgar ShufflePoop December 16, 2024

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Better qualified than Donald Trump

A vague term that can refer to just about any person, animal or inanimate object that is better qualified to be President of the United States than failed Republican re-run Donald Trump. For some reason the GOP is hanging their hopes and dreams on the doomed presidential bid of a convicted rapist and felon who is so broke he's resorted to selling national secrets to the Chinese and doing personal favors for Vladmir Putin in exchange for campaign donations.

This snowglobe depicting the Toronto skyline and CNN Tower in a blizzard is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because, unlike Trump, it sits harmlessly on a desk without committing rape or sedition.

This egg-salad sandwich I bought from a truck stop is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because, unlike Trump, people will discard it when it starts to stink.

This strip of gauze with pubes stuck to it is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because the only person it affected was the sex worker whose eyes watered when it was ripped out of her crotch during a Brazilian wax, unlike Trump who put pretty much everybody in danger when he stole documents naming undercover CIA operatives in foreign countries and sold them to Iran.

This "I ❤️ Pounding Proud Boy Ass" T-shirt is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because it's less offensive and more fun at parties, has a better understanding of world politics and U.S. history and Constitutional law, and plus it won't try to give a long, pointless speech about how it really didn't lose the election if the Georgia governor had only committed fraud to find some "extra" Trump votes, and if it weren't for the hordes of drag-queen immigrants, by now somebody would have found evidence of the kind of voter fraud that wasn't intended to benefit Trump.

by doubleghost March 28, 2024

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joe donald trump biden rap

*inset moaning sound effect.mp3*

fspaidufadshupfas yeah too cool uh obingus nah trumpol coopelipa biden shit face crackalacka whaaaa!!!

joe donald trump biden rap is the new raper god les goooooo

by raper god November 11, 2022

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Donald Trump Facial

The act of ejaculating onto someone's right ear, similar to the attempted assassination of Donald Trump with Thomas Matthew Crooks shooting his right ear.

Instead of cumming on my girlfriend's tits like I usually do every Saturday night, this time I decided to spice things up and give her a Donald Trump Facial.

by Czech Hunter 1984 July 22, 2024

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Donald J. Trump

Orange human being, driven to madness by... no one knows what. Followed by the QAnon cult and other far right wingers.

QAnoner: "HAIL TRUMP. HAIL OUR PEOPLE. HAIL VICTORY!!! Where we go one we go all"
Sane Person: "He does know that Donald J. Trump is an alleged rapist, right?!"

by PLMMJ June 21, 2024

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Donald John Trump

The 45th and 47th President of The United States. Best president since Reagan and will make America Great again. Sworn in on Jan 20. 2017 when no one thought he could win the 2016 election against Hilary Clinton but he did. He later lost in 2020 to (currently) the worst president of the U.S Joe Biden. He then later made a historic come back in 2024 against Crooked Joe's VP Kamala Harris. He was sworn in along with his VP J.D Vance on Jan.20 2025 leading a Republican controlled House and Senate. He will leave office on Jan.20 2029. He plans to end the war in Ukraine and Gaza, plans to deport illegal immigrants (NOT LEGAL IMMIGRANTS), plans to take away trans rights (👍 ), hits the YMCA dance, and much more!! Enjoy your cheap gas and grocery's everyone and have a great day! Oh, and btw he will make you orange.

Mr Trump get down!!! -Some random ahh Secret Service guy on July 13, 2024.

Donald John Trump just mad a big ahh comeback on Nov.5

by Poli-dicks January 16, 2025


Donald John Trump

One thing about Trump…

His name fits him perfectly:

Demented

Orange
Neurotic

Asinine

Lying

Dickhead

Jerkoff

Obstinate
Horrible
Neo-Nazi

Toxic

Rude

Useless
Moronic

Putz

“Do you not know what Donald John Trump’s name fully means? Don’t? Here’s the answer.”

by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 13, 2024

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