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A sweet concoction of soda, orange juice, and just a touch of grenadine.
Barkeep: "What'll be?"
Customer: "A Fire in the Sky. Stirred, and add ice."
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At the height of sexual excitement, the man will insert both testicles in the woman's vagina and ejaculate on her breasts and stomach.
I said it once and I'll say it again bitch! Open up your love 'cause I gotta load and fire. My beer is getting warm.
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Formerly known as the IQ crew from Circuit City. Fire Dog is a sad reincarnation of a computer repair service that failed miserably. Now, instead of just messing up your computer, they now have the ability to destroy your home theater equipment as well. If this isn't enough, they will dress in an amazingly strange combination of neon green and black. The name Fire Dog is not going to help this company either.
Check in:
Customer - "I need my computer fixed."
Fire Dog - "We can set up your home theater."
Customer - "I don't need a home theater, just a working computer."
Fire Dog - "Okay."
Check out:
Customer - "Where are all my files?"
Fire Dog - "We fixed your computer, didn't we?"
Customer - "I asked you to fix it, not restore it.
Fire Dog - "Who do you think we are, Geek Squad?"
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Like the icing on the cake, something happens to improve something else massively
see also sex is not on fire
-At this party tonight... remember I said Ben wasn't going?
-Aye
-Well now he is
-Sex Is On FIRE!!!
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A person who sleeps around and could possibly be a carrier of sexually transmitted diseases.
Stacey is such a fire-crotch!
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The easiest girl to imagine naked, because you know exactly what's in her pants. The downside: you know she forgot to shave too.
I was seeing her fire crotch before I even got her home.
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Also known as kindle gender, blaze gender or inferno gender, (under the element-gender spectrum) is a gender that feels stronger in hotter climates or is better felt in cases of anger or frustration. If honed this gender can intersect effectively with ones kin type (e.g. pyro-fox).
Bethany was often enraged with her siblings and friends, it was after much consideration she realised she was fire gender
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